What is your favorite Chuck Norris one-liner?
2007-01-27 09:56:23 · 3 answers · asked by GHAAD 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
2007-01-27 10:19:38 · answer #1 · answered by jeffeymartinez 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
since the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
2007-01-27 19:02:49 · answer #2 · answered by soulshine 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When Chuck Norriss goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norriss!
2007-01-27 18:04:04 · answer #3 · answered by Sorcha 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋