You Flushed WHAT down the toilet?

Question

What non-body waste have you (or your child) flushed down the toilet?


The one who makes me laugh the most gets the 10 points.

Answer 1

This is a true story..and I still feel 'evil' whenever I remember it...........I was visiting my parents place 20 yrs ago with my son who was in the midst of toilet training. My father had just got home, a bit sizzled, after many retirement drinks. My son went to the toilet, and after a couple of minutes, screamed and screamed. Mum and I rushed in to find son looking down at what he had 'produced', which had landed on top of Dads false teeth...took ages to convince son the teeth were not his. Mum got teeth out and put in laundry to sterilise to take to dentist for remaking.....now the 'evil' part...later Dad arose and came into loungeroom SMILING, with his teeth back in!!! No one has ever been game to tell Dad where his teeth had been. This is a family secret.

Answer 2

Raising my nephew was always a joy and when Cingular and Motorola came out with the Razr's I mean right the day they were made available I got one a week later I hear uh oh mommy I go in the bathroom its completely flooded and I look for my phone to call a plumber not being able to find it and knowing he usually would sit and pretend to talk on it I ask him not getting an answer and wanting the mess cleaned up by the time my now ex husband was a marine and got off work I go next door the plumber comes and fishes out my brand new about 300 dollar phone or whatever price they were when they first came out. i got it replaced we went over what can be flushed and not flushed and two weeks later he flushed my replacement new phone because the fish that had died apparently missed him and wanted to talk. Needless to say after that no more toilet sized phones.

Answer 3

When I was very young, I went to the bathroom in a department store. After finishing, I looked in the bowl and noticed that someone had dropped a dime. In those days a dime was worth quite a lot more than it is today. The only thing between me and a candy bar was a small turd and some soggy paper. After some deliberation, I got up the nerve to flush, and luckily, everything went down except the dime... I think I had a snickers...

Answer 4

My toddler attempted to flush her 8-inch tall Jojo the Clown doll down the toilet. She wanted to see her swim. Luckily, Jojo was too big to go down, she just spun around in circles, and I was able to retrieve her from the bowl. But she was soaked (ugh), so I just had to tell my daughter that Jojo was too dirty now and we got a new doll the next day. She never tried to flush anything else down the toilet after that.

Answer 5

When my son was 3 he picked plaster off the newly repaired wall and flushed it down the toilet- and I mean a big hunk of it. I had to totally redo the wall and snake the toilet.

Answer 6

lol
this is a good question
well we haven't flushed any non waste down the toilet
but someone in the house
always accidently knocks and drops things into the toilet
and then I will have to fish it out

Answer 7

when i was in kindergarden i shoved a shoebox with new nike shoes in it that i found down the toilet and flushed


p.s. they didn't go down just got very wet from stuff that wasn't water

Answer 8

a sanwich that i didnt want for lunch. it was disgusting. after i flushed it, the water level in the toilet started rising, and it flooded. pieces of the sandwich were everywhere. it was disguting, still tons of fun!

Answer 9

My pager my work required me to wear all the damn time, while I was getting drunk in a club. So down the clubs toilet.

Answer 10

convinced, there's a seize interior the lavatory, maximum large issues receives stuck in there and under no circumstances make it to the numerous line..you're fortunate you didnt ought to take the lavatory off the flange and turn it over to get the component out