2007-01-27 09:01:48 · 27 answers · asked by upsmackinc 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
I just called and talked with chucky. He is really upset with you now at this moment because you try to stir thing up between him and God. He told me he will beat you up if he find out who you are. Just go head and thank me for now because I just calmed him down for you.
2007-01-27 09:17:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris
2007-01-29 09:16:37 · answer #2 · answered by j p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
god would run away because Chuck Norris is scary. Every night before the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for chuck norris
2007-01-27 09:31:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would most definately be a good fight because chucks round house kicks to the face might hurt god a little bit but is is..well GOD so he can do watever he wants. I'm going with God
2007-01-27 09:05:17 · answer #4 · answered by jpruler 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Uppy! You really should learn the difference between genuinely "witty" and "rude and ignorant". You might then be able to answer questions in a way that could make people see you as someone who can make a real contribution on YA, as opposed to an unintelligent egomaniacal fool. But no offence, mate!
Norris would be last standing as he is not a fictional character.
2007-01-28 10:01:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They both win. Here’s how it works. Jesus gives Chuck Norris repentance unto life through faith in Jesus’ Name. Chuck realizes how foolish he was to challenge God in the flesh. Chuck bows humbly before the throne of grace and loves Jesus. That’s how they both win. God is in the business of turning His enemies into His friends.
27 JAN 07, 2224 hrs, GMT.
2007-01-27 09:19:43 · answer #6 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
BOTH. Chuck Norris *IS* God!
2007-01-27 09:48:43 · answer #7 · answered by yllwdaisies 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God
2007-01-27 09:04:48 · answer #8 · answered by Tigers Gal! 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God
2007-01-27 09:04:04 · answer #9 · answered by Nico 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha if this question weren't so rediculously obvious it would be funny. ets see. God can will people to be healed from their illnesses and it happens. he can say 'let there be light' and there is. Chuck Norris would simpy be put in his place, and then he wouldn't even think about attempting it again.
2007-01-27 09:05:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well the three leading causes of death are 1.Cancer, 2. Chuck Norris, 3.Heart Disease. You tell me.
2007-01-27 09:11:11 · answer #11 · answered by jeffeymartinez 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋