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That is an urban legend. I checked it on snopes.com
They said this offers almost no protection from dragons.
Why do people post this non-sense they are going to get somebody killed someday. The only true protection from dragons is to befriend one and have them protect you.
My Dragon is named Pedro and he is so nice I have a T-shirt that says "Pedro offers you his protection" and then he ran for president of our local Dragon club and so I wore one that said "Vote for Pedro".
He is an awesome ally, and I am yet to be attacked by a Dragon so I 'd say it works!

2007-01-27 06:13:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Well sure, those dragons are all over the place and just waiting to attack, I'd watch out for the gnomes too!! Dip her in hot sauce to protect her from the black unicorns as well, and then snot of a lion to protect her from the flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz, this will all work just fine, just make sure she don't wash or she's doomed!!

2007-01-27 14:12:48 · answer #2 · answered by Lo 4 · 0 0

No no no..he said battery acid, not bean paste, now get to work, and you must use a brush made completely out of helicopters, jeeps, and baby koalas

2007-01-27 23:43:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Absolutely. Cover your sister with bean paste, and NOTHING will go near her.

2007-01-27 14:14:27 · answer #4 · answered by The man in the back 4 · 0 0

sure, beans or acid. Either one should do nicely. Now, you really should think of buying an insurance policy for cloud attacks and another for Jello floods....douche

2007-01-27 14:15:39 · answer #5 · answered by tankgirl190 6 · 0 0

YESS and do it quickly!!
before they can get to her.
dont waste anymore time!!!
go, spread that bean paste on her.

2007-01-27 14:12:22 · answer #6 · answered by iheartshiny_things 2 · 0 0

Maybe to protect her from having a romantic life, like ever.

2007-01-27 14:14:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sheesh, bean paste? Come ON. Grow up. Everyone knows you use peanut butter... ::sigh:: Amateurs...

2007-01-27 14:13:18 · answer #8 · answered by soulsogood 6 · 2 0

Depends on if you hate your sister. Bean paste stings if you put it on your skin....

2007-01-27 14:12:27 · answer #9 · answered by i6am6satan6 2 · 0 0

LOL... Not so... dragons LOVE bean paste.

2007-01-27 14:11:47 · answer #10 · answered by ncgirl 6 · 0 0

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