2007-01-27 06:05:51 · 20 answers · asked by §aD sMiLe §iLeNt TeArS™ 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer " bed-rock."
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
2007-01-27 07:31:19 · answer #1 · answered by ~The Medieval Islander~ 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
this line wasnt used on me..but I witnessed my cousin use this on a waitress when we were having a family gathering at a restaurant in town:
The waitress ( a nice looking girl, I admit) had come to the table to refill drink glasses. As she was walking away, my cousin Mark called her back and said "excuse me miss........i think you dropped your name tag". He then handed her a packet of sugar.
sadly she wasnt impressed with his cheezy line.
2007-01-27 06:14:41 · answer #2 · answered by lady_daizee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How would you like to take a ride on the Reading Railroad?
2007-01-27 06:10:22 · answer #3 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The "Do you want some Irish in you?" thing. I must have laughed for about a minute straight...♥
2007-01-27 06:09:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some guy sang "Browned-eyed Girl" to me, but changed the lyrics to blue-eyed girl....my eyes are green
2007-01-27 06:10:37 · answer #5 · answered by єЖтяα ¢яιѕρψ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Are you a postman because i see you checking out my package!
2016-05-24 05:49:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? eeewww or how about:P you must really be tired cause you have been running thru my mind all day. i actually SPIT at someone that tried a line like these on me one time, I don't play that S h i t
2007-01-27 06:11:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
"Hey baby is that a mirror in your pocket cause I see myself in your pants!"
2007-01-27 06:10:05 · answer #8 · answered by Daniell 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
all of them but it doesnt take much to pick me up.
2007-01-27 06:08:50 · answer #9 · answered by brock 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."
2007-01-27 06:11:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋