2007-01-27 06:05:27 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
"We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"
or maybe ...
(Lloyd) What's the matter, Har? Some little filly break your heart?
(Harry) No, it was a girl.
and especially ....
"Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention."
Ahhh! I can't decide!
(State Trooper) Pull over!
(Harry) No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing.
(Lloyd) So where are you headin'?
(Mary) Aspen.
(Lloyd) Hmmm, California! Beautiful!
Okay, last one ...
(Lloyd) Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour?
(Waitress) It's the Soup of the Day.
(Lloyd) Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that.
2007-01-27 06:10:33 · answer #1 · answered by Bad Kitty! 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My favorite line was actually an act.
The 100 mph "snowball to the forehead" said a thousand words.
It laso got a thousand laughs.
2007-01-27 06:30:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're dumber than dumb, Joey.
2007-01-27 06:12:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, guys...Big Gulps huh? Cool! Well all right, see ya later....
(I could not stop laughing at that line at the movie....I was still laughing 5 minutes after the line.)
2007-01-27 06:15:50 · answer #4 · answered by Mark E 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that movie is a real hit. l liked the part where the guy was going to the washroom and this women told him the toilet wasn`t working l had to get a big laugh at that. Jim put to much lazative in his drink. can you imagine?
2007-01-27 06:11:19 · answer #5 · answered by pamela d 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty bird. Pretty bird. Pretty bird. Kick his ***, Seabass. And Austria, huh? Put another shrimp on the barby mate.
2007-01-27 06:11:35 · answer #6 · answered by griggser 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Lloyd, Petey didn't have a head...."
"I took care of that" great movie and thats my second fave cuz our pets heads are falling off is the best line
2007-01-27 06:15:16 · answer #7 · answered by donnyschick33 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice pair of hooters you've got there. The owls their beautiful!
2007-01-27 06:21:06 · answer #8 · answered by cylo1818 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Whoa, look at the fun bags on that hose hound."
2007-01-27 06:10:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your dumb...
2007-01-27 06:10:02 · answer #10 · answered by Bridget 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋