2007-01-27 02:45:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
naughty, naughty, naughty ... ... ...
2007-01-27 02:48:41 · answer #1 · answered by melark 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use a power washer on the chipper... then return it to the rental store... they understand, it happens all the time... happened to me a few too, they know me now... every time I walk in they say: "oh, tired of the new wife?"... then they rent me the machine. If you tip them well, they never report it... I'm going on 22 years now and about 16 rentals...
If you own the machine, sell it and rent from now on...
Wives are as easy to find as husbands but I recommend having numerous diversions and nothing too constant. It tends to work out less expensive (chipper rental fees are on the rise here) in the long run and also allows more time to catch the game with the boys in peace.
2007-01-27 03:31:52 · answer #2 · answered by 6kidsANDalwaysFIXINGsomething 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well the holidays are over. Enjoy your single summer, as far as the wood chipper soak it down in bleach. Then get rid of it. I know it probably holds dear memories but it has to go.
2007-01-27 02:56:47 · answer #3 · answered by do_n_it_all_4u 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. Uhhhh you might want to use some soap and water on the chipper, then take a long vacation to Mexico.
2007-01-27 03:01:58 · answer #4 · answered by Hawkeye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Many laboratory grade cleaners are rated to remove blood.
2007-01-27 02:47:59 · answer #5 · answered by KirksWorld 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i found with experience that equal parts ammonia, lemon juice & egg whites. just give it a real good scrubbing..don't forget to hose out the chunks . then hit the local bar at least that is where i found my 4th hubby
2007-01-27 02:50:14 · answer #6 · answered by ♠ JƏSSƏ'S GiRL ♠ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Richard, I'm sure a crafty guy like you can think of a way.
2007-01-27 02:59:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
clean it with a good dose of denial, denial, denial found even in the least crafty brain
2007-01-30 10:10:05 · answer #8 · answered by tim280zx 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think everyone's pretty much over that scene in "Fargo" by now. You should get over it too.
2007-01-27 03:00:44 · answer #9 · answered by Icanhelp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Peroxide for the blood, and rubbing alcohol for the finger prints..................
2007-01-27 03:31:09 · answer #10 · answered by ButtUglyJeff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where do you live????? . . . I'm calling the police.
2007-01-27 08:32:26 · answer #11 · answered by Beth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋