2007-01-27 01:34:20 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Garden & Landscape
Spade - hole - body in - lime - cover.
or
Boat - weights - tie to body - deep water - overboard.
or
Quiet area - petrol - lighter - on body - whoosh.
2007-01-27 01:40:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
My chemistry teacher told me this one, you know, just in case.
First you take the body to an abandonned house, in the country. Then you get a HUGE block of draino, I mean industrial sized. Put the body in the bath tub, along with water and the draino. Draino it a very very strong base and will dissolve the body. There will be nothing left. I wouldn't want to be the one to pull the plug on that one though.
2007-01-27 03:00:51 · answer #2 · answered by epitome of innocence 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If the body is really fresh I would suggest sausage. Aged I have always preferred BBQ, Lemon Pepper dressing and a nice green salad. Be careful, this type of meat often causes constipation.
2007-01-27 06:47:18 · answer #3 · answered by make_a_zillion 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The 20 yard line at The Meadowlands?
2007-01-27 01:42:25 · answer #4 · answered by jaypea40 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Don't try get rid of it..it will only draw suspicion on you...I suggest wait until Riga Mort's has set in and use it as a handy hat stand
2007-01-28 06:04:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
let me think of all the movies I've seen:
roll it up in a carpet and put it in the trash,
dress it up in a floppy hat and wheel it out in a wheelchair
throw it in the river with cement boots
chop it up and flush it down the toilet
put it in the bathtub with a bunch of pirhana fish.
I guess that's about it.
2007-01-27 01:51:43 · answer #6 · answered by dgurlsmom 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Call the police, they have some contacts that will come and pick it up after they have finished with you.
2007-01-27 03:40:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go for the Brookside "under the patio" option.
2007-01-27 01:39:10 · answer #8 · answered by Del Piero 10 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Are you referring to the Labour government?
2007-01-27 01:45:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
after you sell the organs to the chinks,feed the rest to pigs,they eat everything ,teeth,bones etc,result nothing for the cops to find.
2007-01-27 01:45:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋