What affects on the size (and shape) of human poo?

Question

I was just in the toiler for half an hour, trying to get the "sausage" out of my ***...what the hell influences on the size and how fast does it goes through the digestional whatever its called?

Why is it hard to get **** out of your *** sometimes?

Serious answers please I really wanna know.

Answer 1

eat more fiber and vegetables -- it makes a tremendous difference

Answer 2

Avoid BANANAS, they make you constipated. EAt some more fiber in your diet and it'll take less than 2 minutes to get itout next time. Each person's metabolism is different, but on average it takes 6 - 8 hrs to digest what you just ate now.

Answer 3

Lack of fibre in your diet is the main reason of constipation. If you don't like vegetables, try fruits like watermelons (careful that you don't eat too much at one time, you'll get diarrhea) and papayas (they're sweet, too). If you prefer tablet-type fibre, try spirulina. It worked for me when I ate Elken's Spirulina. I've stopped eating it for about a year, and have been including fruits in my diet. It's less expensive and taste better.

But seriously, if you don't like veggies, eat fruits. Apples, pears. And fruits are sweet!

Answer 4

Well they say "you are what you eat" but really "your poo is what you eat" so if it is not working right for you you need to change your diet. Everything that you eat effects the size, shape, colour, consistancy etc of your poo.

Answer 5

I'll bet you are dehydrated...you need to eat more roughage (fresh apples, raw carrots, celery...and more green vegetables...Oh! I almost forgot the most important thing...lots of water! 8 glasses a day.!

Answer 6

seriously....have a McChicken and drink a Corona....the shoot will be cleansed.....

Basically, hydration has the largest effect....the more hydrated...the easier it will come out!