they think that you have good luck and bad luck in life,
when a bird pooped on you - then this was the bad luck - therefore
the good luck has to come now
2007-01-28 21:59:51
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answer #1
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answered by schnuckiputzlmäusltiger 4
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The "Foo" bird
In ancient times there was a community known as the Goodnu's. As all communities did in these times the Goodnu's lived right on the river bank for trading, transportation and sustenance. Water was almighty and worshipped as a God. One day there was a tremendous hurricane far out in the ocean. It's ferocity blew a large flock of "Foo" birds way off course sending them inland many hundreds of miles and in the vicinity of the Goodnu's community. The Goodnu people had never seen a "Foo" bird and were quite curious as to it's sudden and obviously evil presence. The "Foo" bird, as we all know, is a very ugly, evil-looking bird. This caused the Goodnu people to become very uneasy believing they did something wrong to God and that this bird should be avoided. One day a "Foo" bird flew overhead and screeched: "Foo, Foo" and **** on a Goodnu's head. The man ran screaming into the river believing the Holy powers of the river would cleanse him of this evil turd and its consequences. As soon as the man washed this unholy turd from his ear canal he suddenly keeled over and died. The Goodnu's were now convinced of the "Foo" bird's evilness. The next day a woman was outside and heard: "Foo, Foo". Before she could react the "Foo" bird dropped a bomb landing a syrupy turd across her face. Shocked and panicked she ran into the river furiously washing her face of this sloppy stew. The village watched in horror as this woman also died once cleansed of the runny turd. The very next day a village wiseman heard those famous words: "Foo, Foo". He like others had witnessed the terrible deaths of two of his villages' people in the last two days. He too was struck right in the forehead by the "Foo" birds accurately guided turd missile. His first reaction was confusion and he sprinted towards the river. However, he stopped short and thought of his obvious demise should he cleanse the turd wafer from his forehead. He did not cleanse the poo pile from his forehead and lived. So the wiseman went to the other people of the village, gathered them around and stated to them: "There is an obvious lesson here my good people. The moral of this story is: 'If the Foo sh*ts, wear it.'".
2007-01-26 22:02:57
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answer #2
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answered by J P 7
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I've never heard of this, but on the day of my very first date, I got pooped on by a bird. That didn't turn out so well in the end, no pun intended.
2007-01-27 06:36:53
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answered by Lisa L 1
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It is good luck because it was a bird and not an elephant.
2007-01-26 22:11:46
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answered by victorschool1 5
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yeah i have wondered that myself. ... weird.
About J P 's answer, well doesnt that mean that if you wash off the poo, you'll die?? Isnt that bad luck, not good luck?? Does that mean if we get pooped on by a bird, we should leave it on forever ??
2007-01-26 22:58:00
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answered by ♥ уσυ вєℓσηg ωιтн мє ♥ 7
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It is better than getting pooped on by two birds now isn't it.
2007-01-26 22:40:19
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answered by DJ Yelnats 2
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i went to Disney world in Florida for a high school band trip. and we were all walking to the Caribbean ride. all of a sudden three birds out of no where zoomed in and shitted on this girl name Micheline the french horn player. everyone in the general area just could not contain their laughter. it still makes me laugh to this day! my mom always told me birds always target light colors. so for that day i did felt lucky cause it shitted on her and not me.
2007-01-27 08:18:18
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answered by Anonymous
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It just means that the end of the world as we know it is comming.
2007-01-26 22:58:37
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answered by Anonymous
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"Good luck" maybe but a mess to clean nonetheless.
2007-01-27 00:23:46
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answered by Erica R 4
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You'll have to look up "superstitions" for that one.
2007-01-26 23:13:00
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answered by INDRAG? 6
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