Animal Wepon question, name a weapon using an animal ? Do not try this with real animals.?

Question

I thought I'd see what everyone could come up with I have a few like
CAT a pult, MONKEY slingshot umm etc etc this is just for fun most of my questions are serious.

Answer 1

Beaver cleavers, shark riding elephant's back trampling and eating everything they see, platypistol, Mic Dagger (Mic Jagger is technically an animal), submarinos (so is Dan Marino), chimpanchuks (like nunchuks), trebucheetah (like trebuchet), Navy seals, wound hogs (get it?), baseball bats, golfer clubs, crowbar, canine millimeter assault rifle, ninja starfish, shooting starfish, robot chickens, ham grenades, fish sticks and pixie sticks (ever been hit with a stick?), gorilla boards with a nail in them, crabbits, whack-a-moles, terrordactyles, porcupine needles, broken bottle-nosed dolphins, slug slugs, Ruff n' Tuff the Magic Dragon, butterfly knife, Messy Nessy's (like Nessy the loch ness monster), armadillo pillow fight, mosquito torpedos, bombcats (a play off tomcats), toadkill, turtle SHELLS, boxing doves, grenade-laying hens, dino-sores, glocktopus, shrimp kabombs, shamu+samurai=shamurai, toothed-tiger saber, termights, Blue's Noose (Blue's Clues).

Answer 2

Homo Sapiens. Human, in other words. We used it for centuries, millennia in fact. Now some do-gooders want to do away with it, but it's always about fur, isn't it? Know why PETA and all the other animal rights groups go after fur and not leather? Because it's safer to hassle rich old ladies than it is bikers!

Answer 3

Hamster cannon
Heat seeking guinea pig
Mole mines
Scatterbomb chickens
Nuclear hedgehogs.

:o)

Answer 4

poison dart frog arrow, warhawk airplane

Answer 5

you can use a falcon as a weapon

Answer 6

skunkbomb, possumapolt, swordfish!

Answer 7

a bear? train him to attack someone..? lol