What was one of the fibbed your mom told you when you were a kid?

Answer 1

if i kept playing with my boobs they'd get bigger.... ooooopss that wasnt a fibb. they did get bigger

Answer 2

Mom just wasn't the fibbing type. If she lied, it was something she had to do. Once when I was 7, she ran over my cat on the way to school. I was so traumatized. I scooped up my poor kitty in a towel. Mom took us to school then took my kitty to the vet. Days went by. She didn't have the heart to tell me it died, but I begged her so much to take me to the vet to see my kitty. She finally had to tell me she wasn't at the vet anymore because they had to put her to sleep.

Answer 3

When I was a kid, I used to LOVE omelettes but HATED scrambled egg.

Mum used to serve me scrambled egg and pour soya sauce all over it (the way I like my cheesy omelettes) and tell me that it got all messed up in the pan when she was taking it out or flipping it over or whatever.

I used to eat it but I always ate it looking at her suspiciously for any sign in her face that would give it away. I remember feeling pretty stupid when I found out that there isn't really alot of difference between omelettes and scrambled eggs anyway!

Answer 4

Don't be silly!
kids do live in a fantasy world even if Mum kept her mouth zipped up kids would always imagine all sorts of unreal things like talking trees bees flying dogs cats etc even if they never heard the word fairy or Santa etc they would invent their own imaginary world of wonders so don't try to make a child grow up to soon in this world
let them be children

Answer 5

I was bad for bringing home every critter I could catch when I was a kid. Squirrels, chipmunks, blue jays, you name it, I'd bring it into the house. Mom was pretty cool about it, but when I started bringing in bugs and whatnot, she got a little panicky. We had Black Widow spiders there, and she was afraid I'd try to catch one. Soooo, mom told me that if I touched a spider or a fuzzy caterpiller (she thought they were poisonous) that I'd die.

To this day I cannot bring myself to touch a fuzzy caterpiller.

Answer 6

If I walked along the edge of the bathtub holding onto the shower curtain rod I would fall down and kill myself. One day when she was across the street at a neighbors I got up and was walking along the side of the tube and fell in. It really knocked the wind out of me so I couldn't breathe. I dragged myself out of the tub and went to sit down in the kitchen and waited to die. I didn't want her to find me dead in the bathtub and know what happened.

Answer 7

my grama was the one that would tell me all kinds of Crezy things that totally messed w/ my head.

She would say to me, that if i eat 2 much sugar that i would get worms in my stomach. (i would get caught w/ the lil' sugar bowl all the time :D)
She also would tell me that if i swallowed the seeds to watermelon that 1 would grow in my stomach.
what else...
Oh the rainbow, if u pointed @ a rainbow you were going to get a wart.

Answer 8

One time, (and there were many) she found a few dollars in my drawer. I told her that I made it by helping a friend rake leaves. I really got it by selling my lunch she made me to a friend that loved her cooking.

Answer 9

That broad beans were yummy.

I got locked in the bathroom until I had finished them, so I mashed them into to basin until they had gone.

I still hate broad beans.

Answer 10

That if I kept making faces at my sisters, my face would stay that way. It didn't!! :)

Ohhhh ... she also told me to make sure and clean out my ears when I bathed or showered ... otherwise, potatoes would start growing in them. :(

Answer 11

She sed school wud make me Grow bigger