Can owning a feline raise your home insurance?

Question

Using the transitive property (if a=b and b=c then a=c), I came to the conclusion that black cats are explosive.

If black cats=fire crackers and fire crackers= explosives, then black cats=explosives

I was just wondering if anyone knows the risks because I was thinking about getting a black cat.

Answer 1

It didn't raise my insurance when I got two cats, and one of them was a black cat.

The risks are enormous, especially to your carpets, rugs and upholstery. Also, don't get a cat if you have a small child, because I think you have to keep children away from the litter box because of some disease.

However, if you acquire one of the larger, non-domesticated cats, like a bobcat, lynx, mountain lion, puma or tiger, yes, it will raise your insurance. A black panther of the feline variety would definitely increase the cost of your homeowner's insurance.

Answer 2

Black Cats are known to raise the fool in some people.
Mostly people who are subject to foolishness in their personal lives to begin with. This is true of both types, the Felines and the firecrackers.

For these poor unfortunate souls, combining the two is a very dangerous idea.

However, most of these fools don't have a place of their own and their landlords/parents/live-in psychiatric nurses don't allow them to possess live animals or fireworks.

And that is a good thing.

Answer 3

Why did Kitty forget to put out the cigar.

Answer 4

well u will be explosive :) wow dude, u rock

Answer 5

It shouldn't.