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Strip naked, cover yourself in mustard and ketsup then run around the yard singing the Oscar Meyer weiner song. I think they'll get the hint.

"Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner.... That is what I REALLY want to beeeeeeee.... Because if I wasn an Oscar Meyer weiner...... Then you could just EAT ME!" (or something like that)

2007-01-27 10:44:49 · answer #1 · answered by Mystery Woman 2 · 1 0

in case you have caller identity on your ares the 911 operators be attentive to the place you reside! yet they dont be attentive to who you ar. they dont have a face to circulate with the voice. in case you have the ''blockading'' function on your caller identity. then they wont be attentive to who or what referred to as them they could forget approximately correct to the single single call! i do no longer think of the police would be knocking at your door. yet once you nonetheless prank them they gets a warrent and locate out your extensive form and placement and probable come and arrest you

2016-09-28 01:23:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

wait 5 min then run a way

2007-01-26 19:39:32 · answer #3 · answered by Mag 7 · 0 0

Be prepared to be embarrased and pay a hefty fine..and be talked a lot of **** to be a bunch of big scary cops for wasting their time. Not smart, buddy.

2007-01-26 19:34:03 · answer #4 · answered by Minty 3 · 0 0

By the time I clicked on your question, it said that you had asked it 6 minutes ago. Oh well, too late now.

2007-01-26 19:37:28 · answer #5 · answered by Dippy 7 · 0 0

Leave the house

2007-01-26 19:47:14 · answer #6 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0 0

grow up. jeez who pranks 911? moron.
you can always punch yourself in the face a couple times and say you got your asskicked for being a moron!

2007-01-26 19:34:20 · answer #7 · answered by Tastie♥Tastie♥ 2 · 1 1

Hurry up and run into your bedroom and hide under your bed

2007-01-26 19:35:59 · answer #8 · answered by ?only?me? 6 · 0 0

OK here's what you do.... bend over and kiss it good bye !!! you know that your x is in jail and they will put you in the same sell w/ her just to see her chase u w/ the cleaver!!!!!

2007-01-26 19:38:04 · answer #9 · answered by notes from an angry white chic 4 · 0 0

Tell them you were calling for the neighbors.

2007-01-26 19:34:01 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

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