Oh yeah, I'd treat you like a piece of meat. I would treat you like a fat, bleeding hunk of man-beef.
First I'd make sure you were fresh. Then I'd rinse you off and pat you dry with paper towels. I would then place you on a cutting board and chop you up into bite-sized pieces. Mmm, those mouth-watering cubes of goodness!!
Then I would sautee you in canola oil and put you in a stew with some similarly chopped veggitables. I would cook you for about 10 minutes, then serve you and your plantlike brethren with a hearty dinner roll and some red wine.
If you weren't fresh and I couldn't confirm that you came from a BSC-free farm, I would just throw you out.
2007-01-26 19:40:58
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answered by Anonymous
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Yes, I would surely treat you like a piece of meat............I'm Veg. , so I don't eat meat & thus, I won't eat you either !!!
2007-01-27 03:39:38
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answered by Anonymous
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You want to be cut up into little pieces, thrown onto a fire, smothered with sauce, chewed up, and swallowed? Okay.
2007-01-27 03:42:02
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answered by Still Crazy... 5
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I don't treat meat at all. I avoid it at all costs...
2007-01-27 03:33:27
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answered by Anonymous
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Yes I like mine rare.
2007-01-27 03:33:45
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answered by Mrs. Fuzzy Bottoms 7
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Yes probably.
2007-01-27 03:46:16
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answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7
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Yeah, sure. I would treat you, smack you down and eat you all up. Yum.
2007-01-27 03:35:20
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answered by Anonymous
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yes! i am in charge! you are nothing! you do as i say! we can do this the hard way, or we can do this the harder way... now get over here big boy, and let me have my way with you!
2007-01-27 03:54:28
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answered by Tastie♥Tastie♥ 2
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Dad??? stop getting drunk and posting comments on Yahoo.
2007-01-27 03:47:24
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answered by foghat77 5
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not for free I won't
2007-01-27 03:46:07
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answered by Anonymous
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