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This just in...Paris Hilton, multi-million dollar heiress and full time skank, was killed today in a tragic podium accident. Authorities say that the club owner turned the ceiling fan on too high, causing Miss Hilton's ridiculously skinny body to be thrown to the ground where she was trampled by her new "party-pal", Britney Spears. Ms Spears refuses to comment on the tragedy, or to wear underwear.

2007-01-26 17:00:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

A: i'm an ok singer however the national Anthem is between the toughest songs to sing(no longer because of the words & each American must comprehend the lyrics, whether it has a great style of severe & low notes that are complicated to sing)

2016-11-27 21:25:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

She was cut off financially because her family was embarrassed of her behavior. Then, the media just goes crazy covering the story. Then, the general public get's sooo bored of hearing about her that they stop buying tabloids. Then, she works at Wal*Mart in the jewelry department. (She loves diamonds, doesn't she?) We forget about her.

2007-01-26 16:57:58 · answer #3 · answered by Wendy B 5 · 1 0

Jumping to her death from one of the Hilton's hotels.

2007-01-26 16:55:29 · answer #4 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 1 0

That she ends up married to a guy that looks like Liza Minnelli's husband... and that she looks like Phyllis Diller!!!!!!!

2007-01-26 16:54:51 · answer #5 · answered by WhoDidThat??? 7 · 1 0

She looses all her money and has to live everyday like a normal broke person and we never see her on tv again..... Thats HOT! ..... Just kidding :) I like her ... shes rich

2007-01-26 16:59:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

body torn apart by horses going in different directions

her remains eaten by hungry rats and maggots

2007-01-26 16:54:42 · answer #7 · answered by some_one1234 4 · 0 0

She goes to Iraq thinking she's doing a shoot. She gets kidnapped and then gets beheaded with a pearing knife!

2007-01-26 17:37:37 · answer #8 · answered by MRJERK715 2 · 1 1

She gets run over.

2007-01-26 16:56:55 · answer #9 · answered by Robin W 4 · 0 0

She ends up with me and we live happily ever after!

2007-01-26 16:54:57 · answer #10 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0 1

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