2007-01-26 15:36:19 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
you'd have a hard time dating....
2007-01-26 15:40:03 · answer #1 · answered by dana5169 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You would live in the ocean, But you would have to wear a wet suit with an oxygen tank... and you would start to starve so then you would have to eat the manatee.. and be all alone then as you are suffering from the lose of your beloved manatee you would run out of oxygen in your little tank and pass out and die then be eaten by little fishies. Good Luck!
2007-01-26 23:55:27 · answer #2 · answered by <3smile<3 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Read the book I'm a manatee by John Lithgow
2007-01-26 23:45:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You'd have to give the manatee lots of wet kisses on the nose... Hey, they live in the water...
2007-01-26 23:42:53 · answer #4 · answered by joie_du_cor 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is an animal.... I dont think the animal would fall in love with you and if you stalk the animal.. you might scare the manatee.
2007-01-26 23:40:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your kids would have trouble finding dates that arnt manatees.
2007-01-26 23:51:09 · answer #6 · answered by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Manatees are one of the worlds most gentlest of creatures....very lovable! I'm sure you both would cuddle...
2007-01-26 23:47:47 · answer #7 · answered by Incognito 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amateur paparazzi would photograph the two of you together and send the pix to Conan O'Brien. Hey, you might get on late night TV.
2007-01-26 23:40:10 · answer #8 · answered by thunderpigeon 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. Today we join Larry on his couch as he watches his favorite soap opera, "Endangered Love"
Larry: Barbara Manatee (Manatee, Manatee)
You are the one for me (one for me, one for me)
Sent from up above (up above, up above)
You are the one I love (I love, I love, I love)
Bill: "Please don't cry Bar-ba-ra,
You'er a nice Manatee,
You've been so good to me
But i must go into the world and do noble things for the good of all
And you cant come because you don't speak Frrrench.
Au revoir"
Barbara: But if you leave Bill
Who will take me to the ball?
Whose going take me to the ball, Bill?
I have a new dress and shoes
A new manatee lipstick
Who will take me to the ball?
Larry: I'll take you to the ball Barbara Manatee!
Barbara: Please don't go
Bill: I must
Barbara: don't go!
Bill: I must!
Barbara: don't!!
Bill: Must!!
Barbara: don't don't!!!!
Bill: Must must!!!!
Larry: Barbara Manatee (Manatee, Manatee)
You are the one for me (one for me, one for me)
Sent from up above (a manatee from heaven)
You are the one i love
Barbara Manatee (Manatee, Manatee)
I'll be your mon amie (mon amie, mon amie)
I'll take you to the ball(to the ball, to the ball)
I hope your not to tall (they might have trouble dancing)
Barbara: Bill, I've learned French
Bill: You have?
Barbara: Mais, oui. Je suis Manatee. See?
Bill: Oui, oui mon amie
I always knew you could
I really hoped you would
Now can we go into the world and do noble things for the good of all?"
Barbara: Yes, but first, will you take me to the ball?
Oh, Bill, will you take me to the ball?
Bill: ...I can't dance
Barbara: You can't!?
Bill: No
Barbara: I must go
Bill: Please don't go
Barbara: I must
Bill: don't go!
Barbara: I must!
Bill: don't!!
Barbara: Must!!
Bill: don't don't!!!!
Barbara: Must must!!!!
Larry: Barbara Mantee (Manatee, Manatee)
You are the one...
[ DOOR OPENS ]
Bob: Larry...what are you doing?
Larry: Just watchin' a little TV...Bob
Bob: Well....maybe you should read a book
Larry: Yeah, ok
Narrator: THIS HAS BEEN SILLY SONGS WITH LARRY.
TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO HEAR BILL SAY
Bill: "Oh Bar-ba-ra, ive learned to dance"
Barbara: "Oh, Bill!"
2007-01-26 23:47:09 · answer #9 · answered by J-Dawn 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Conan can hook you up he'll know where you can live in peace and live an interspecies lifestyle. Be Safe!
2007-01-26 23:42:58 · answer #10 · answered by firecracker 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you would be considered an endangered species,so if you procreated you could help save the species or create a new one
2007-01-26 23:45:37 · answer #11 · answered by charmel5496 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋