2007-01-26 15:19:38 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It would bite you in the face.
2007-01-26 23:07:17 · answer #1 · answered by Candi Apples 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
They quackk and run.
I know, because I feed the ducks every night.
True story. I get about 10 to 12 ducks every night in the back lot. They come in for the corn. It's funny to watch them land, because we have snow and ice on the ground now. Some fall down on their chin (or where a chin would be if a duck had a chin).
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2007-01-26 23:33:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it's probably next to impossible because ducks have their eyes on the sides of their heads and are pretty paranoid. I did have a duck bite me once because I wouldn't give it one of my french fries. Doesn't really hurt.
2007-01-26 23:40:23 · answer #3 · answered by J-Dawn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh he would duck and run LMAO! U have a good one here!
2007-01-26 23:27:21 · answer #4 · answered by bodacious baby 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if I was a duck and u did that to me, I would turn around and bite ya.
2007-01-26 23:23:11 · answer #5 · answered by ?only?me? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You'd be playing duck, duck, GOOSE!
2007-01-26 23:24:57 · answer #6 · answered by Tammers 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
There would probably be alot of loud quacking going on!
2007-01-26 23:23:30 · answer #7 · answered by emotional blonde 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it might crap on you or peck the crap out of you!! you could even scare it to death yummy roast duck I'll have some Daffy on my fork!!!!mmmmm good. LOL
2007-01-26 23:26:16 · answer #8 · answered by notes from an angry white chic 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He'd probably quack in his pants.
2007-01-26 23:26:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They quack and run, then flap their wings to get away.
2007-01-26 23:23:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
only one way to find out for sure. nice hairy assed she-ape thing by the way. that was funny.
2007-01-26 23:29:55 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋