I found this one and had to post it. If you have any good ones, post them as well
Top Ten Things Heterosexuals Need to Know About Gay People
10. We didn't invent disco music so stop blaming us.
9. We're not sure about Ricky Martin either.
8. We also didn't invent the color black, but we are in complete
agreement that you look better in it.
7. We are secretly glad Anne Heche is back on your team. She scares
us.
6. Our so-called "gaydar" does not get us more cable stations or
better reception.
5. We think your mini-vans are sooo cute!
4. David Crosby was not Melissa Etheridge's only choice.
3. If he's using two or more hair products at any one time -- yes,
he is.
2. If she's won Wimbledon sixteen times, she is too.
And, the number one thing that heterosexuals need to know about gay
people is...
1. Relax, we don't want you!
2007-01-26 13:16:08 · 18 answers · asked by traven_blood 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Three friends - two straight guys and a gay guy - and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter.
First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny."
Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!"
The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Dick."
2007-01-26 13:42:59 · answer #1 · answered by χριστοφορος ▽ 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
How do you fit four gay guys on a bar stool?
Turn it upside down!
What do you call a gay mans testicles?
Mud Flaps
2007-01-26 19:31:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, my personal favorite was the one about Anne Heche...so true!
Ok, here is my lesbian joke but I will warn you, it's kinda gross.
What did one lesbian vampire say to another lesbian vampire?
"I'll see you next month!"
2007-01-28 08:47:06 · answer #3 · answered by Scully 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why are Irish Lesbians so attractive?
Because they speak Gaelic.
2007-01-26 13:49:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do lesbians build a house?
Tongue and groove; no studs allowed.
2007-01-26 16:06:57 · answer #5 · answered by treetopteresa 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two homophobes walk into a bar.
You'd think the second one would learn.
2007-01-26 14:26:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No sorry just this one
What do you not say in a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?
2007-01-26 13:21:49 · answer #7 · answered by fatherf.lotski 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex?
One cooks your meat and the other just browns it.
2007-01-26 14:13:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Thanks...great posting....#1 is what they really don't get.
2007-01-26 14:59:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, I have none, but those are great!
2007-01-27 12:06:29 · answer #10 · answered by Naughty Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋