2007-01-26 12:55:49 · 18 answers · asked by thetruthteller 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
get a .38 and a shovel...
2007-01-26 13:01:47 · answer #1 · answered by techteach03 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You married him when you knew he was annoying, Einstein. Come up with something on your own. If you can't think of anything, just keep being plain old annoying you. Then withhold sex and tell him you are doing so because you found the one person on the planet more annoying than you are, but didn't have the brains to stay away from. It should drive him away soon enough.
Call it The Five Year Master Plan For Make Glorious Independence of Annoying Old Bag. :-D
2007-01-26 14:27:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Set him up with an annoying girldfriend of yours that your also trying to get rid of, and then maybe they will leave together, and never annoy you again?? Remember friend, not family member, this way you won't have to see him at family outtings.
2007-01-26 13:04:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Same way you would get rid of an annoying wife.
2007-01-26 13:04:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do you want to get rid of him???? Maybe he wants to get rid of you and what does he do that is so annoying?
2007-01-26 13:40:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Same way you get rid of a zit... ya squeeze him until he brusts!... nah, I'm kidding.... get him a mail order bride or something.... or hit him on the head with a rolling pin.... if he comes back like Mr. Gosh... well, get out the chainsaw..... ok, ok, ok, I'm kidding again!
2007-01-26 13:12:17 · answer #6 · answered by Kitty Lucy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
open the door and drop kick him across the yard,if he comes back repeat the process ten times until he becomes dizzy then shut the door in his face.....
2007-01-26 13:00:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
send him over and he can take my husband out for the nite
2007-01-26 13:06:04 · answer #8 · answered by linda78 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If he sees this question, your problem will be solved! Unless you're serious, you need to make sure he doesn't see it.....word to the wise!
2007-01-26 13:06:12 · answer #9 · answered by olderbutwiser 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell him that you have been sleeping with his brother for the past 6 months, then tell him you don't love him, and you want a divorce. that normally does the trick....................or, you could just eat him.
2007-01-26 13:03:01 · answer #10 · answered by tyco88 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put some arsenic in his coffee.
2007-01-26 13:01:25 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋