i need some ideas for writing about me. (topic sentence) It needs to be unique, funny, and interesting.?

Answer 1

"For an ugly person, I am really quite attractive."

"Primarily a people-oriented person, I prefer to keep to myself."

So you see, irony is a great way to start out. Just make sure that the rest of what you write makes it clear that you know you're being ironic.

Answer 2

think of a weird experience that you had and start with it....

"I didn't mean to krazy glue the kitten to my thigh, but I had."