What's the funniest thing?

Question

you've seen a child do?
Mine is when my niece was two her father was lying on the living room floor with his eyes closed, and she was feeding him grapes. She had a small bowl of grapes on the floor in the kitchen that she would walk in there, grab a grape, & walk back into the living room, and dropped the grape into her daddy's mouth. I sat in the kitchen with my sister visiting and watched my niece run back and fourth a couple times. All at once my brother-in-law came running into the kitchen gagging and over to the sink spitting. My sister ask, What's wrong?" Apparently my niece dropped a bug in his mouth instead of a grape. My sister and I laughed for about half an hour.

Answer 1

My 3 yr old Grandson decide he wanted to go home with me one day..We were playing on the floor, and he came up to me and rubbed my face and said" Grandma your such a beautiful little
a s s hole"
I couldn't help it i laughed and laughed it was the most funniest moment..But then after a while i told him that wasn't nice that he can't say that word because its bad..he said "im sorry grandma your a beautiful cow " Oh god i laughed so hard my belly hurt..
God i love that kid :)

Answer 2

I saw a 7-year-old girl playing and her friend, Bridgette, came over. They hung out together and went on the swings, since the little girl lived on a private estate with her businessman father and real estate agent mom. I was visitng a friend, also, and we were chatting outside on the yard next to the 7-year-old's. I think her name was Sienna. So, Sienna told Bridge a joke about these people. I can't remember how it went, but Bridgette looked suddenly at Sienna and then said, "I've got to go!" Sienna asked, "Why? Why? I don't want you to go. Please don't go, please." Bridgette shook her head, and not knowing where Sienna's bathroom, because it was Bridge's first visit, she ran around in circles and didn't stop until Mrs. Burke came and directed Bridge to the bathroom. The whole time, Sienna had thought Bridgette was about to leave, instead of going to the bathroom, and she had started to panic. Her face was berry red, I was freaking out, laughing, as was the friend who was with me!

Answer 3

My friend has a niece and it's more of kids say the darn est things with her. She told Ron the other day that she wasn't going to get married when she got older. He was like yeah really and she informed him that she couldn't get married unless she was asked.

Answer 4

yeah, that is pretty funny. I was going to the unemployment department back when you picked up your check there and my son was about 4 yrs old, well, when we got out of the car I said to him "now, when we get in there you have to look hungry". So we get inside and the lady at the counter says to my son "well, how are you?" my son announces that "I am suppose to look hungry". Those that heard it laughed out loud, I just said in a wee voice "it was just a joke".

Answer 5

Hahaha This one kid was running down the freezer aisle at the grocery store, being real annoying, and he tripped, bounced off the freezer, and landed on the floor. I had to leave the aisle to keep from laughing.

Answer 6

That is a funny story.
I saw a 4 year old "pants" his mom at Trader Joe's.

Answer 7

I painted my mothers fingernails for her while she napped on the couch when I was 4..... Apparently you were supposed to keep the paint on the nails, and only use one color....

Answer 8

lol... Well the funniest thing I've ever seen, was a three year old black boy cut off chunks of his afro with a pair of scissors he found in his day care. his mom was angry at the teachers!

Answer 9

funny... but gross