We started out innocently enough with sharing a snickers bar but before we knew it we were up to a few pounds of M&Ms a day! Next it was stealing the chocolate chips out of the kids cookies at school. Finally when we found ourselves in an alley at 3:00 A.M. hot knifing a block of bakers unsweetened chocolate we knew we had a problem. Is there any cure for this terrible affliction?
2007-01-26 10:03:11 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
hello, my name is patz.
i've been a chocoholic for 22 years now since the vanilla bean was frowned upon as the drug of choice. and we all know how hard it is to find a good coconut or raspberry these days.
to those responsible for yoo-hoo and chocolate covered pop tarts i say thank you. raisinets have gotten me through some of my darkest hours, and i sing the praises of the york peppermint patty to all who will listen.
cure? who needs i cure! actually, i came to this meeting to share this tasty fudge i bought with all of ya'll... wait a minute here, i had it in my backpack a few minutes ago... somewhere..
2007-01-28 03:33:06 · answer #1 · answered by patzky99 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chocolate and women. The problem could be that the chocolate is replacing sex in your life. Chocolate releases the same hormones in a woman's brain as having sex does. If so then possibly one square would actually do the trick. And I am not taking the p!ss as you put it. I suspect however the your actually suffering more from a habit than an actual addiction. you should try to improve your diet and lose weight as this will only help you have better skin, there are no scientific studies that have ever proved that chocolate and bad skin are associated. It might be stress or some other hormone imbalance that is causing you addiction. As the bars you east are not pure chocolate you could try just having the odd square of chocolate rather than all the other bits in the boast bar and the kitkats and double deckers. Try having a square or two with some apple or some banana. If you have to go and get sweets walk to tesco and make it at least a couple of mile walk and reward your efforts with one item. Drinking lots of water is good for the skin. try to drink at least one and a half litres a day. The colder it is the better.
2016-05-24 03:05:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eww ... u guys have a real problem ... unsweetened chocolate ... Ewwww.
Cure = Sex
Sex stimulates same place in the brain ... so start petting u'r wife. - Giggle
2007-01-27 08:11:03 · answer #3 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no :)
2007-01-27 07:22:35 · answer #4 · answered by Thankyou4givengmeaheadache 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋