2007-01-26 08:53:11 · 13 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Because when Abraham Lincoln waxed his Mustang, he realized you can't catch flies with axle grease.
WTF?
2007-01-26 09:01:07 · answer #1 · answered by My Dog Rowdy 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is impossible to sandpaper an elephant down to a greyhound! You are quite mistaken. It is possible that you did not start off with an elephant in the first place of course, you can so easily mistake an elephant for something else,and I think this is what has happened.
As far as poor old Francis Albert Sinatra is concerned, you know he really was a very small man , and did not have an hour glass figure, he was straight up and straight down. When he wore trousers they would just fall down, so he invested in a pair of braces and they saved him from many potentially embarrassing moments, throughout his career.
2007-01-26 09:27:54 · answer #2 · answered by Social Science Lady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the pork scratchings in his pocket wouldn't fit in a canoe.
2007-01-26 09:20:37 · answer #3 · answered by Dava 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He had crooked teeth-
Why do I feel like I'm missing something here
2007-01-26 08:58:43 · answer #4 · answered by ÐIESEŁ ÐUB 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You find the answer to that and you'll understand the true meaning of life.......
2007-01-26 09:06:29 · answer #5 · answered by Ecko 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
D'you know, you make coming on this site worthwhile. You make me larf.
2007-01-26 09:05:35 · answer #6 · answered by Rachael H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To cure his bunyons
2007-01-26 09:08:04 · answer #7 · answered by Therious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because ice cream don't have bones.
2007-01-26 09:02:06 · answer #8 · answered by Casinomule 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ermm,to hold his pants up?
2007-01-26 09:03:49 · answer #9 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I still liked "Pondscum".
2007-01-26 09:01:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋