A Truck Driver was driving down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the Road. He stopped to pick up the priest and give him a ride. A ways down the road the Truck Driver saw a lawyer on the side of the road. He turned the truck on a direct course with the lawyer.
Then he thought "Oh no, I have a priest in the truck I can't run down this lawyer" and at the last second the Truck Driver swerved to miss the lawyer. But, the Truck Driver heard a thump outside of the truck, he looked in his rear-view mirror but didn't see anything.
He turned to the priest and said "Sorry Father, I just missed that Lawyer at the side of the road" And the priest said "Don't worry son, I got him with my door"
2007-01-26 07:57:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
lol...good one here's another lawyers joke
Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on.
The first surgeon said, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order".
The second surgeon said, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up everything is in numerical order".
The third surgeon said, "I like operating on electricians. When you open them up everything is color coded.
The fourth surgeon said, "I like operating on lawyers".
The other three surgeons looked at each other in disbelief. One of them asked why.
The fourth surgeon replied, "Because they are heartless, gutless, spineless, and their *** and head are interchangeable".
2007-01-26 08:19:04 · answer #1 · answered by 00100 1 · 11⤊ 0⤋
See I told you so! You did think of something! And funny as hell,too!
2007-01-26 16:12:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I knew you'd come up with something to brighten up this category! Thanks for the joke!
2007-01-26 21:23:33 · answer #3 · answered by ♀VANshee 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
GREAT ONE! MAYBE YOU SHOULD DELETE THE OTHER QUESTION, WHEN YOU SAID YOU CANT THINK OF SOMETHING FUNNY....I LOVE YOUR JOKES! :)
2007-01-26 17:35:39 · answer #4 · answered by Naty:Co-Emperor Has Returned 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-01-26 16:09:17 · answer #5 · answered by amelia a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one lmao.....& dashitface good one loved it......
2007-01-26 17:34:44 · answer #6 · answered by Quickfix008(∞Cicci∞) 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2007-01-26 16:09:59 · answer #7 · answered by 3lixir 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋