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How can you be so insensitive!? I tell you I'm going to have your baby - the LAST thing I expected you to do was bring out a KNIFE!!! What the heck is your problem? Are you really surprised that I called the police? Geez. And no, I'm not getting an abortion. And I've only been pregnant for a week, so no, it's -not- your brother's baby, so put away that paternity test! We're going to *have* these little, hybrid, baby-hippos. And I'm going to name one Frederico. And you're going to LIKE it, damn it!

With love (xoxo),
"Missy"

2007-01-26 08:01:56 · answer #1 · answered by CherryPie 4 · 1 2

Of course... I would tell you anything. Pink Hippos are great listeners.

2007-01-26 17:47:37 · answer #2 · answered by Spanky C ® 5 · 0 0

George, I would if I could but where is Zippy, Bungle and Jeffery

2007-01-26 07:57:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well its not what it looks like. You walked in at an awkward moment. See, I lost my earring on dude's pants and I was looking for it.

2007-01-26 07:58:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It was about the fact that they were jealous of ur awesome body.

2007-01-26 08:00:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

sorry il put the cushions back now.but you know i hate the sound of the ice-cream van.

2007-01-26 07:56:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yes once I figure that out what it's all about.

2007-01-26 08:26:27 · answer #7 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0 0

Hey, you were looking at my poptart like you were going to eat it.... so I crammed it all in my mouth before you could even touch it! Ha ha ha ha!

2007-01-26 08:00:26 · answer #8 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 2 1

Sawww-weeeeeeeeee...it was an accident. I'll clean it up.

2007-01-26 07:59:21 · answer #9 · answered by svmainus 7 · 0 0

Whoopsie, beans for lunch you see.

2007-01-26 09:28:23 · answer #10 · answered by Melvin the retarded emu 4 · 0 0

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