(verse 1)
Gonna chomp that burger then let a huge fart
Gonna sue BK for the problems with my heart
Its someone else's fault I sit on my *** and eat
With the money I win, I'll buy some more processed meat
(chorus)
Chomp it, chomp it, chompin that burger
(repeat 3x)
Snap! Listen here yall', its the heart attack rap!
(verse 2)
So I get to the drive through, time to place my order
20 pounds of food should tide me to dinner
Got whopper junior he's ridding shot gun
Just like his parents, learning to get big buns
(refrain)
So go ahead and ask why I eat so much
Again I respond "It's not my fault I eat such!"
"BK takes advantage of my weak will"
"So I just acquiesce and follow their drill."
(chorus)
Chomp it, chomp it, chompin that burger
(repeat 3x)
Snap! Listen here yall', its the heart attack rap!
20 years later my kids are having kids
True to the pattern, they can't eat without bibs
The kids know nothing unless its through play station
Keep stuffing their faces thanks to fast food nation
(refrain 2)
I can't cook for myself because I can't stand
It takes alot of effort for a lard barge understand?
This is why I need my whopper don't be vicious
plenty of fries, mayo and a tiny piece of lettuce
(chorus 2x)
Chomp it, chomp it, chompin that burger
(repeat 3x)
Snap! Listen here yall', its the heart attack rap!
2007-01-26 08:45:51
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answer #1
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answered by Justin 5
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i could not in any respect quite determine out if burger king is attempting to charm to dope-heads or mooks. Their sponge bob partnership is truly difficult to me, I had theory spongebob as a baby element, yet i guess some youngster age boys like sponge-bob for some reason. What i will't understand is why this is a few how "cool" to be stupid.
2016-10-17 03:33:07
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answer #2
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answered by ? 4
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Yo Yo Yo Yo King, You got that charbroiled Thing, it makes my tastebuds ring, and the little children sing. Yo Yo Yo Yo King, I can have it my way King, With no pickles add onion ring, I'd fly if I had a wing, cause you hook me up so Yo King.
2007-01-26 08:00:40
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answer #3
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answered by Rod Rod Go 6
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Gotta grab chow...gonna get me some cow...
The king is calling now....gonna eat till I pass out....
The King may kill me, fat filled chow's ok by me....
Supersize it please....don't care about no heart disease....
Dawg that shitt was good.... best dead cow in the hood...
Time to smoke a blunt so fine... The king will never die......
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2007-01-26 08:05:44
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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Burger King's whack like crack, but don't call me Whitney,
That sh!t be makin' me FAT like Rosie.
My A$S is Bigga, not *Smalls* like Biggie.
Flame-broiled bullsh!t got me doin xtra situps.
~One~
2007-01-26 08:03:06
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answer #5
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answered by clever nickname 6
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jus go to google and clik video and type in drive thru rap to get sum deas
2007-01-26 07:58:38
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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With foil paper
2007-01-26 07:56:24
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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let's see, what rhymes with nutritional wasteland?
2007-01-26 07:57:40
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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yo burger.....da grand ol burger......were's the cola..........and the fingers
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ladies and gentle man attention please............
im the king ....the burger king ...of the bling bling........can u guys just EAT This...........I dont mind if ur Black or White............or even in the middle of the night...............don't try this at home customer..............coz the fun is patent at burger king..............
2007-01-26 08:02:20
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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wierd al has already done this........
2007-01-26 07:57:30
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answer #10
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answered by Anonymous
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