Seriously.
2007-01-26 06:21:50 · 19 answers · asked by Joseph C 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
I don't doubt the power of Chuck for one second. That chimp would be begging for mercy!!
2007-01-26 06:29:41 · answer #1 · answered by ♪ ♫Jin_Jur♫ ♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris Kicks ***.
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# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
# Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
# There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
# Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
2007-01-26 14:27:09 · answer #2 · answered by IwntYrHd 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The chimp, Chuck Norris is getting there in years and chimps are strong...
2007-01-26 14:27:09 · answer #3 · answered by Thomas 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chimp
2007-01-26 14:28:31 · answer #4 · answered by Countess Bathory 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The real question is who would win between Chuck Norris and the Hun army?
They answer of course being Chuck Norris.
2007-01-26 14:41:45 · answer #5 · answered by Lynzee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck would win, but only cause he would bust out some of his god awful movies and make the chimp watch it and then the chimp would kill himself.
2007-01-26 14:30:54 · answer #6 · answered by Jeran 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hard decision since ol chuck looks like a full grown chimp
2007-01-26 14:29:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris - always Chuck Norris!
2007-01-26 14:30:34 · answer #8 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely the chimp!
2007-01-26 14:37:23 · answer #9 · answered by fudgemommie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No one can beat Chuck Norris. He is the toughest person around. Chuck is so tough he would just banana b*tch slap the monkey back into its place, then he would get on his knees and scream into the air with his arms raised hight, "Damn those dirty apes,,,," No ape should even insult Chuck with such a pitiful challenge for a fight.
2007-01-26 14:35:06 · answer #10 · answered by Chazz Drizzler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋