What is the greatest ever episode of the simpsons and also whats the funniest moment in it???
2007-01-26 05:49:18 · 12 answers · asked by the southern dandy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
My fave is the one where Homer ends up being a missionary in some foreign country, I can't think where, and ends up teaching the neighbours the glories of gambling, alcohol and hallucinogenic drugs. The best bit is where he is on the radio calling for 'Jebus,' classic Homer moment
2007-01-26 06:20:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Homer Goes To College" Lady: We're from the Nuclear Regulatory Comission. This is a surprise test of worker competence. Mr. Burns: There must be some mistake. Weee... make cookies here. Mr. Burns old fashion good time, extra chewy.. Man: Get the axe! Homer: Aw, you guys are pathetic. No wonder Smithers made me head bee-guy. Homer: D'oh! The bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom's big! Nuclear Saftey Engineer: Now, relax, Homer. This is a simulation of your work station and we're going to simulate a power surge in Sector 8. Homer: What the hell are you talking about? Smithers: For the love of God, sir! There are two seats! Mr. Burns: I like to put my feet up. Mr. Burns: Oh, and one more thing: you must find the jade monkey before the next full moon. Smithers Actually sir, we found the jade monkey. It was in your glove compartment. Mr. Burns: And the road maps, and ice scraper? Smithers: They were in there too, sir. Mr. Burns: Excellent! It's all falling into place... Homer: (reading his college rejection letters) D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! Woohoo! A flyer for a hardware store! D'oh! Bart: Well, Pop, what are you going to do? Homer: Something I should have done a long time ago. (long pause) Marge: You don't know, do you? Homer: No, ma'am. Man: Umm, excuse me. What are you doing? Mr. Burns: I'm giving you the beating of your life! Homer: My first day of college.. I wish my father was alive to see this! Grampa: Hey! Homer: How long have you been back there? Grampa: Three days... Dean: Hello.. Homer: Hello, Dean! You're a stupid head! Dean: Homer is that you? Kids: PLUG IT IN! PLUG IT IN! Gary: What, the rock tumbler or the TV? Kids: THE TV! THE TV! Benjamin: Come on, Mr. Simpson, you'll never pass this course without learning the periodic table. Homer: I'll write it on my hand. Benjamin: Hoh! Including all known lanthanides & actinides? Good luck! and finally............. Homer: I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T
2016-03-29 03:41:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Batr's Comet, Episode 2F11
Bart is up to his old antics again when he sabotages the school's weather balloon to lampoon Principal Skinner. After being caught red-handed, he is punished by being forced to log Skinner's telescope findings. Leaving Bart alone for just seconds, Principal Skinner returns to his telescope to find that Bart has in fact discovered a comet. The only problem is, the comet is hurling towards Springfield at an alarming rate, leaving the town frantic. They all scramble to Flanders' bomb shelter. The ever amiable Flanders accepts them all into the shelter, until he realizes there are too many people inside and the door cannot safely shut. So the townspeople hold a vote to see who is expendable enough to be forced into the comet's path. They all unanimously vote for Flanders, who goes willingly and without reservation to meet his death. Overcome by guilt and tired of the townspeople's constant bickering, Homer decides he'd rather die with Flanders than live in the bomb shelter. The others agree and join Flanders atop a hill singing "Que Sera Sera." Once the comet makes it into the atmosphere, pollution causes it to burn to nothing larger than a pebble. Oddly enough, that's exactly what Homer had predicted!
2007-01-26 10:08:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love the episode when Maud Flanders died. I was in hysterics.
I also like the one with Mel Gibson.
I also like the one when Homer and Lisa are trying to get out of
eating oatmeal for breakfast and Lisa goes, "I'll handle this. Dad, do you want to see my science project?" And Homer winks at her and goes, "No Lisa, but I sure don't want to eat this c***."
The one when Bart wants to jump Springfield Gorge. Homer arrives and stops him. He in the end jumps it but falls down. The helicopter picks him up. His head crashes against the cliff. Goes in the ambulance, which crashes into the tree. The doors open. He rolls out and falls down the cliff again.
They are all funny really. Homer is just the funniest character ever. The Simpsons is one of the few thing I watch on the TV. There isn't much on really.
2007-01-26 06:46:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The one where Bart wants to jump the Grand Canyon on a skateboard. Best moment in it was when the ambulance crashed and Homer fell back into the Grant Canyon. Classic!
2007-01-26 05:59:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
When they go to Japan and the toilet in the hotel greets Homer; 'I am honoured to accept your waste'. Then in the other room Bart changes channels on the TV to see Homer on the bog!
2007-01-26 21:38:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of my very favorites is the spoof of "Cape Fear" when Sideshow Bob gets out of prison to kill Bart (the first attempt at least.) Some of the best lines are in it!
2007-01-26 08:46:17 · answer #7 · answered by anjitalianwoman25 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would have to say simpsons behind the laughter and the whole thing was funny
2007-01-26 17:07:04 · answer #8 · answered by wedjb 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when Lisa falls in love with her teacher. aww so cute. funny when homer gets jealous cuz he isnt sweet like th teacher
2007-01-26 07:48:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anon 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i like them all i liked the one that michael jackson guessed stared on cause i liked the song he sang to lisa and i like al lot more
2007-01-26 07:35:48 · answer #10 · answered by Tori 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋