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What's the cheeziest line you've ever used.. did it work?

ha.. c'mon take a chance, I wanna see what you've got.

here's mine (of course I only use it with that certain someone lol):

Hey baby let's go home and play Army.. you lay down and i'll blow you! ha..

2007-01-26 05:21:05 · 19 answers · asked by ☆Karma☆ 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

19 answers

wanna get a pizza and ****?
she said no i said whats wrong you dont like pizza?

2007-01-26 05:26:17 · answer #1 · answered by Jeff B 3 · 1 0

1.Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
2.Let's play carpenter, first we get hammered, and then i nail you.
3.Baby did it hurt (she asks "why?") why, when you fell from heaven.
4. Dang Baby you want some fries with that shake?
5.Oh baby your feet must be tired 'cause you've running through my mind all day.
6.Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
7.Let's go over to my house, you can polish my cannon.
8.Wanna play space ship. I'll land my shuttle on Uranus.
9.Your so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field or you.
10.Do you have a mirror in your pants, because I can see myself in them.
11.If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
12.I've lost my phone number can I borrow yours?


Those are the only ones i know, i haven't used them but if you really want to you can use them.

2007-01-26 05:29:12 · answer #2 · answered by iSweet 3 · 0 0

Walk up to the lady, stick my finger in my mouth then touch her shirt sleeve and say "Hey baby, let's go get you out of those wet clothes". It didn't work, it was a stunt I pulled on my g/f's best friend that we were meeting at a bar.

2007-01-26 05:26:09 · answer #3 · answered by Rod Rod Go 6 · 1 0

I don't use pickup lines...

I just stand out in the middle of a college campus and repeatedly yell out:

"I've had it with these motherf'n snakes on this motherf'n plane!"

Then I wait until those magical words of wisdom sink and, and take my pick of the litter....ya' feel me?!

2007-01-26 05:27:56 · answer #4 · answered by allthree 4 · 0 0

I actually got this line at a club "hey there pretty lady, i lost my number, can i have yours?" it was the lamest thing ever. he was in his early 30s (i'm 19) and going around to different girls to see if it worked.

2007-01-26 05:26:08 · answer #5 · answered by Freddie xoxo 4 · 0 0

Some guy told me " hey baby , Let me buy you a shot of whatever it takes to get you outta those clothes !

2007-01-26 05:26:41 · answer #6 · answered by IT'S JUST ME ! 7 · 1 0

I had a guy say to a friend of mine that he wantd to go home and make some monkey love with her! LOL

2007-01-26 05:26:51 · answer #7 · answered by Jesabel 6 · 0 0

You know, I've been married so long that I don't think I've ever used a pick-up line, nor have I had one used on me.

2007-01-26 05:24:39 · answer #8 · answered by moviegirl 6 · 0 0

one that I have used myself is that I was being introduced by a female friend of mine to a girl and my friend said that one of my best best features is that I'm a "very sweet guy", the girl replied by saying "how sweet are you?" to which I replied "sweet enough to give you a toothache"... miraculously it actually worked

2007-01-26 05:44:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anthony R 1 · 1 0

hey girlie how about you and me have a date at the window checking out the "panther" eye candy! lol

2007-01-26 05:26:57 · answer #10 · answered by mylittlemela 5 · 0 0

Does begging until they feel sorry for you count as a pick-up line?

2007-01-26 05:26:55 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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