I'm lilshrtcke2001 and I'm bored also lets meet up and do something
2007-01-26 04:50:40
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Come on girl, let’s go and do something fun.
I know, lets have a joke.
One day Steven Spielberg, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Pierce Brosnan were in a jungle in order to take some shots for a movie. Unfortunately, they were caught by a tribal group. As they were about to be executed they pleaded to the Queen of the Tribe for her mercy. She said, ''Get me something good to eat. If I like it, you will be freed.'' The three stars looked at each other and agreed. They then went into the jungle to look for some food
Spielberg was the first to come back. He came up to the altar and offered grapes. She tasted one and immediately spat it out. She ordered her servants to shove the rest of them up his ***. The servants finished their duty, leaving a screaming Spielberg.
Schwarzenegger was the next to arrive with some yummy apples. The same thing happened to him, but cusiously he laughed as the apples were shoved up his ***. Spielberg was shocked. Here he was with grapes up his *** howling in pain, but Schwarzenegger had several apples in his *** and he was still laughing. He asked him ''What the hell are you laughing at?''
A laughing Schwarzenegger replied ''Pierce is coming back with a watermelon.'''
Hay Oye, is that help. "No" then what about is.
A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb, and asked them to fill in the rest. Here's what the kids came up with:
01. Better to be safe than... punch a 5th grader.
02. Strike while the... bug is close.
03. It's always darkest before... daylight savings time.
04. Never underestimate the power of... termites.
05. You can lead a horse to water but... how?
06. Don't bite the hand that... looks dirty.
07. No news is... impossible.
08. A miss is as good as a... Mr.
09. You can't teach an old dog... math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you... will stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust... me.
12. The pen is mightier than... the pigs.
13. An idle mind is... the best way to relax.
14. Where there is smoke, there's... pollution.
15. Happy is the bride who... gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is... not much.
17. Two is company, three's... The Musketeers.
18. None are so blind as... Helen Keller.
19. Children should be seen and not... spanked or grounded.
20. If at first you don't succeed... get new batteries.
21. You get out of something what you... see pictured on the box.
22. When the blind lead the blind... get out of the way.
23. There is no fool like... Aunt Edie.
24. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and... you have to blow your
Hay Oye, are you still bored or are you laughing your head off.
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2007-01-26 11:37:13
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answer #2
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answered by Yūsuke 5
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Hi Oye! Sorry you're bored. Dragon's not doing questions either today...she must be having to work. That stinks, huh.
2007-01-26 04:51:09
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answer #3
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answered by Baby'sMom 7
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Hi OYE!!! I'm Need Help! and i am bored too...why don't you try going out for a while?
2007-01-26 04:59:47
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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Ah, sorry to hear that you are bored. You could always jump up and down and say I'm bored that may get someones attention.
hehe ;o)
2007-01-26 04:59:19
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answer #5
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answered by Susie B 6
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Poor Oye! Chin up! It's Friday!!!
2007-01-26 04:52:58
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answer #6
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answered by The Nana of Nana's 7
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Read a Book!
2007-01-26 04:51:04
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answered by onecrazypeach 3
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So could you help me out OYE!! still TR iED up here.
2007-01-26 04:52:06
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answered by kitti-kitti 5
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I see.
2007-01-26 04:49:49
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answered by BeautifulDevil 3
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I am giggles and I am bored too! Want to play? LOL (I don't mean that in a sexual way either!
2007-01-26 04:51:11
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answer #10
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answered by Anonymous
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