....and what would your powers, and super-hero name be!
2007-01-26 03:58:12 · 11 answers · asked by Joe K 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Retardmo. the ability to propogate the earth. Retardmo.
2007-01-26 04:04:49 · answer #1 · answered by manna eater 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think a retarded superhero would be able to figure out how to use his/her supernatural powers in the first place.
2007-01-26 13:42:38 · answer #2 · answered by rockerchic821 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I was retarded and I could fly, I would known as "The Crash" (aka the annoying driver ahead of you that causes accidents while merrily going on my way)
If I was retarded and could shoot lazer beams from my eyes, I would be know as "Arson Man" (aka ICU Burn Unit John Doe #5)
If I was retarded and had a Lasso of Truth, I would be called "Captain Gullible" (aka mild manored, knot tying merit badge winning cubscout - Lance Bass)
If I was retarded and had mental telepathy, I would be known as "Insaninator" (aka a member of congress)
2007-01-26 14:29:37 · answer #3 · answered by Justin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why would I have to be retarded to gain supernatural powers?
2007-01-26 12:06:44 · answer #4 · answered by truly_insightful 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would become Bling-girl and I would not be retarded (don't understand that part anyhow). I would take out all the a__holes who think they can control and dominate others (that goes for either sex). I would use my bling-bling wand and vanish these stupid souls forever. I would also get rid of all the bling-bling purses that all young women have; they look ridiculous!
2007-01-26 12:14:26 · answer #5 · answered by Lost in Maryland 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you implying that the people who post here are retarded? Seems like it to me. Not biting on that one.
2007-01-26 15:52:46 · answer #6 · answered by Tori M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would be Miss-Know-It-All, and my superpower would be the ability to always be right. Oh, wait, I've already got that one.....
Hmmmm, I'm going to have to think about this some more....
2007-01-26 14:34:45 · answer #7 · answered by Cylon Betty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my super power would be super human strength, just be unbeatable and nothing would hurt. my secret indentity would be?? how about a thought?? name would be galactic???
2007-01-26 12:10:03 · answer #8 · answered by hdoubleuoh 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"doh, someone stopped the beer contest, thats not fair, now Homersexualman has to go to Moe's, yippee"
2007-01-26 15:48:13 · answer #9 · answered by khayne666 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't you know? remember handiman?
have you watched mad t.v.? or was it 'in living color' i don't remember which but it was a wayans brother who was handiman.
he was a gimped out mentally challenged super hero.
2007-01-26 12:05:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋