Ok, I have looked at the current situation and it appears all our prisons are full, so with the exception of murderers and people who don't pay their council tax it seems highly likely nobody else will get sent to prison no matter what they do.
Therefore I have decided to quit my 9 - 5 job and become a criminal.
I mean you can chose your own hours, take a day off whenever it suits you, you can even get drunk on the job, theres no tax and the pay seems pretty good.
So my question is where shall I start?
I was thinking of prehaps some interenet scams to begin with, a few burglaries and muggings was also an option.
I don't have the guts to do a bank robbery so any more ideas what I can do?
2007-01-26 01:39:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
Mate - you just answered my car question. Just looked at ya profile and wanted to say thanks for a top answer!
Why don't ya test drive a car tomorrow morning and take it for a spin around the country. HAHA luvit.
Get on you knows you wants to.
2007-01-26 01:53:14 · answer #1 · answered by Sluugy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not start big and get your passion for a career as a criminal off with a big bang...swipe a classy criminal outfit from a store in the mall, then hot wire a car from the mall parking lot (go for something flashy and sporty...if you are gonna do it, do it right), then you could run over a few people on your way to rob that bank, and of course don't forget to nab a hostage while there and as you speed off on the high speed chase demolishing all kinds of city property you could probably manage to hold a gun out the window and shoot at things and/or people aimlessly. If you are looking for something a bit more low key...perhaps a purse snatching here or there or swiping a package of meat at your local grocery store will help start your criminal career off as well as give you the confidence to aspire to bigger and greater things. Worst case scenario, after all that experience you can probably easily get into politics! : )
2007-01-26 09:49:12 · answer #2 · answered by chick33 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think good advice to any criminal no matter what they have done , is not to get caught, good luck with the change i hope it goes well for you. Sounds quite a vocational job, more of a life style choice if you know what i mean? :oS Anyways stay away from me. Though i guess if you use the Internet every one is accessible, and a potential victim.
2007-01-26 09:50:48 · answer #3 · answered by Paul M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the way your thinking. why don't you start with robbing cars. mine got done in and they got away with it. think about it its quick and easy , just get yourself a bike and a backpack do all the car parks one hour later and your loaded. Please don't do mugging its a bit more personal. good luck crim
2007-01-26 15:02:34 · answer #4 · answered by l.a. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Become an MP. High pay, long holidays, and legal
2007-01-26 09:48:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sad to say it doesn't pay well, you don't get paid holidays and frequent night work is expected.
2007-01-29 17:32:20 · answer #6 · answered by Professor 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can become a counterfeiter, blackmailer, identity theft, piracy, smuggler, fraud/deception get into illegal gambling.
2007-01-26 09:55:17 · answer #7 · answered by debster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start small, benefit fraud...
2007-01-26 09:46:37 · answer #8 · answered by Yasmin H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋