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I heard they don't go to heaven because air traffic control won't let them land due to overpopulation of flying angels.

2007-01-26 01:38:23 · 19 answers · asked by Spanky C ® 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Please answer responsibly and don’t throw poo.

2007-01-26 01:38:33 · update #1

19 answers

all I know is they go to a very, very special place, built purposely for them.

2007-01-26 11:42:37 · answer #1 · answered by they're savages 5 · 2 0

Hhaaaa!!! ('scuse me while I wipe da tears away mr monkey smartie-pants you)

BAD folks go to heaven iffin' they tell St. Peter they are sorry.
EVIL folks on the other hand can NOT go to heaven. They have to go down wit da devil and get burned up and stuff BUT sometimes they get wise to that before they get there and they sneak away and their evil spirits roam the earth cause St. Peter sure as heck ain't lettin' 'em in - and they are hidin' from the devil sooooooooooo they roam around the earth in disguise. Sometimes they are rocks we trip over or bosses that won't give us Fridays off or rancid hamburgers that give us food poisening or mother-n-laws who make our life miserable or monkeys who throw poop at us at the zoo - they're out there Bubbles. NOT in heaven and not in hell - but they walk among us...well evil ones...like I said - just ordinary run of the mill bad people can still get into heaven - if they say "sorry".

2007-01-26 14:04:04 · answer #2 · answered by svmainus 7 · 2 0

Where do bad folks go when they die? They don't go to heaven where the angles fly. They go to a lake of fire and fry. See 'em again on the 4th of July!

2007-01-26 09:48:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

You finally passed the Bar Exam, dude.

Congrats!

2007-01-26 09:45:05 · answer #4 · answered by clever nickname 6 · 2 0

A lake of fire and fry. But will we really see them again on the 4th of July?

2007-01-26 09:45:01 · answer #5 · answered by The Iceman Cometh 6 · 4 0

I think they become Upper Management. Who else could stand to wear starched shirts and ties all day...

2007-01-26 19:53:12 · answer #6 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 2 0

Haven't you heard of hell?
lol

2007-01-26 19:40:37 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 2 0

branson, Missouri

2007-01-26 14:51:10 · answer #8 · answered by Lolo 5 · 2 0

They go to your house to hang out with you

2007-01-26 09:54:04 · answer #9 · answered by Nicky 3 · 4 0

How the hell do I know? I never died to find out!

2007-01-27 21:11:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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