what will they do to get the sperm?
2007-01-26 00:20:04 · 7 answers · asked by cuteguy2006 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
You wil have to provide it by yourself, but don't worry because if you are having difficulties just ask for the 'head nurse'. They can also give you a prostatic stimulation using the 'fecal finger of fate'
2007-01-26 02:19:16 · answer #1 · answered by cuban friend 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well, normally it works like at a spermbank, which means that you bring in the sperm the way you carry it around... :-) They probably send you into a room with a playboy or so and wait till you come out with the sperm.
2007-01-26 00:31:40 · answer #2 · answered by BES 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they will ask you to engage in solo sex, either in a private room at the doctor's office or somewhere else in the hospital. they may also send you home with a container for you to perform the deed in the privacy of your own home.
either way, the patient is asked to bring himself to ejaculation and deposit the ejaculate into a small plastic container. this container is given to your doctor to be sent to a lab for analysis.
many, many men have this test performed each day. don't fret it. in fact, be prepared to have a good time.
2007-01-26 00:31:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
They won't do anything!! You're given a small container, after which you are left alone to masturbate and provide a sperm sample. Don't let your fantasies run wild!!
2007-01-26 00:29:07 · answer #4 · answered by Florio 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They will have you go in a private room, watch some porn, and "get the job done." Wifey can help.
2007-01-26 00:29:06 · answer #5 · answered by Cas 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you'll be given a small container and sent into a private room to jack-off
2007-01-26 00:43:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-01-26 00:28:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋