my husband who is 97 thinks i am having an affair with the dustman i am 99, but i cannot get out the door, what should i do about his jealously
2007-01-25 21:05:27 · 19 answers · asked by denise g 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Point out the lack of logic in his jealousy: If you cannot get OUT of the house, and the dustman doesn't come IN the house, how can you be having an affair?
Of course, if he has evidence that the dustman does come in the house, then you may well be busted and have to come clean!
2007-01-25 21:11:36 · answer #1 · answered by lululaluau 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Jealous Husband should go, I'll come along with you ansd the dustman for a 3some
2007-01-25 21:10:44 · answer #2 · answered by Chianti Man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jus reassure him that the dustman is too smelly to b shaggin love. Tell him he's ur only toyboy n mayb dress up in some lingerie! Good luck x x x
2007-01-26 00:16:44 · answer #3 · answered by Dolly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How long have you been married? Are you serious about the age thing? It sounds like you have found someone that you meant "till death do us part". Just move on from it. Who cares if he's jealous. The proof is in the pudding and you have been with him loyaly this long right. Sorry, I don't mean to sound harsh but if you are in a good relationship, people shouldn't have to prove their loyalty...It lies where it lies
2007-01-25 21:12:07 · answer #4 · answered by lustful TR 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahh you didnt say, however, that you cannot get of of the window, shimmy down the drainpipe, ravish the dustman (with the help of his up and down ramp), then get him to give you a bunk up back through the window....
Anyway, l've seen your husband playing with the lollipop lady ;-)
2007-01-25 21:18:05 · answer #5 · answered by max 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as the dustman to come in for tea on your 100th
2007-01-25 21:14:35 · answer #6 · answered by Chariddie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ditch the jealous man and run off with the binman, what a soap style plot line.
2007-01-25 21:18:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh mygod you guys are 99 and 97!!!!!!!!! how in da hell can he be jealous! i mean for gods sake...u should tell him u guys been in love for how long u guys been in love(my guess is like maybey 30-40 years)and why would u cheat on him...god dont ur eyes hurt by looken at da computer screen?no offense im just wondering....
2007-01-25 21:11:59 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just let him have the dustman !! you could have the milkman then
2007-01-25 21:23:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's a dustman?
2007-01-26 03:03:11 · answer #10 · answered by steemshovel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋