What is your favorite Family Guy quote? Whether it be from the movie or the series? My favorite is probably from the movie, when mayor Adam West is being interviewed by Trisha Takanawa. She asks: 'Do you have any words for our viewers?' Mayor Adam West responds with: "Box, Toaster, Aluminum, Maple Syrup.. no wait, I take that one back. I'm gonna hold on to that one'. Post away! Make sure you include WHO said it, and possibly a lil synopsis of the episode it was in.
2007-01-25 19:57:06 · 12 answers · asked by Mikie Loves Hailey Forever<3 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
what a great, albeit tough question, as family guy is easily the most quotable show out there!
my fav isn't a quote, per se, but i love it in the episode where they spoof "willy wonka and the chocolate factory," and as peter's running home, he hurts himself and sits on the ground, clutching his leg and going "sssss-ahhh," for about five minutes. the first time i saw it, i was just like "what the heck?!" but every time i've seen it since then, i just laugh hysterically the whole time, and rewind it and watch it over and over again. there was a more recent episode where that happened again, but i can't recall which one it was.
and, of course there's the classic "kiss saves santa" from the merry freakin' christmas episode, when gene simmons says, "someone kidnapped santa? that does not rock!" kills me every time.
all right, so you only asked for one and i gave you two. sorry, but couldn't help myself! :)
2007-01-25 20:23:14 · answer #1 · answered by ctccoord14621 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite is the episode where two guys are robbing the house and the whole family is in the secret room. They are hungry and tell Meg to squeeze through a tunnel, make sandwiches and come back..
(Peter says the burglars won't touch her cause she's so ugly) She doesn't want to go downstairs so they all spit on her and throw her down.
She screams "I hate you ALL!" Stewie replies "I hate you too b-tch, no no i'm just kidding. Can you imagine?"
ALSO, another favorite is the episode where Brian and Stewie are in the Army and they want to get out. They shoot eachother but then find out shooting doesn't get you sent home anymore.
So, they instead pretend they're gay.
Brian and Stewie start kissing and saying "Oh i'm so gay with my gayness." Brian replies "I'm such a homo"
Another soldier walks by and says "Any room for one more?"
Stewie replies "HELL YEAH!" and Brian slaps him.
TOO HILARIOUS!
2007-01-25 20:05:21 · answer #2 · answered by DiVenanzo™ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brian: Sometimes opposites work well together. In fact, Peter taught me that. [Cutaway to the music video for Paula Abdul's "Opposites Attract", but with Peter appearing in place of MC Skat Kat and with makeup and cat ears on] Paula Abdul: Two steps forward, Peter: I take two steps back... Paula Abdul: We come together, Peter: Cause I'm dressed like a cat. Paula Abdul: And you know, it ain't fiction, Peter: Just a natural fact... Paula Abdul: We come together, Peter: Cause I'm dressed like a cat.
2016-03-29 03:11:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the Family Guy and I have many favourite quotes... most of my favourites are things that Stewie and Peter says...Like in the episode where Peter has to go to that womens camp thingy, he is supposed to get a free boat and the guy who is giving it to him says, hang on you can have the boat or you can have the mystery box...Lois says..We'll take the boat and Peter says..hang on lois a boats a boat but the mystery box could be anything...it could even be a boat..you know how much we've wanted one of those...lol
2007-01-25 20:08:52 · answer #4 · answered by ♠EmilyJayne♠ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
stewies birthday. Peter is on the porch with Brian
And I even hung a big ar*e pinata
there in the tree is a pinata of "a big ar*e"
lol
Or the one where Brian and stewie get their hands glued together and are driving in the car and the police pull them over and ask whats going on. Stewie replies I met him on the internet.
stupid damn show but I can't stop watching it
2007-01-25 22:22:15 · answer #5 · answered by Rachel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
most anything stewie says
"you sneeky, sneeky shrew" to lois
its a really hot day, stewie and brian r sitting around in the heat
stewie goes "its so hot, spit on me."
brian spits on him
then stewie goes "oh yeah now tell me im scum." lol
no no when peter gets a rectal from his doctor lol
then in the morning hes all traumatized.
to lois "i was raped"
then hes in the bathroom n hes cutting his hair and mumbles something along the lines "look at u. you're bad boy" hilaious
n the All in the Family ending in that ep.
2007-01-25 20:33:26 · answer #6 · answered by El Fauno 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When Lois walks in to the porch to find Peter and Brian and a room full of empty beer bottles.
Lois: "Peter, you're drunk"
Peter: "No Lois, I'm just exhausted. I've been up all night drinkin'."
2007-01-25 23:44:50 · answer #7 · answered by tmerce80 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooh! stewie and brian are walking through some arabian village and a haggler at a market selling pirated dvds shouts out:
"you like movies?? i have 'dude, my car is not where i parked it but praise Allah we are not hurt!' "
i love that take-off of 'dude, where's my car?'
(its from episode 'Road to Europe' where stewie runs away to england and brian follows him and they have all these adventures through Europe)
2007-01-25 20:31:01 · answer #8 · answered by jacklovesaudrey 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy Crip it's a crapple!
2007-01-25 23:55:55 · answer #9 · answered by Jim G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Flappy (pancake house):hear you go,stwie:oh ooh these are magnificent flappy good news i have dicided not to kill you! lol!
2007-01-25 20:06:45 · answer #10 · answered by david m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋