2007-01-25 19:52:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
yes
2007-01-25 19:57:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Husband and wife are driving and she sees a little baby skunk in the road and she makes the husband pull over. She goes out to the little skunk and says, "Oh, his parents must be dead or something and he's shivering, he's so cold! We need to get him to someplace warm!" and to her husband's dissappointment she brings the baby skunk back into the car. He starts to drive, and she says, "this poor little baby skunk! He's still SO cold! What do I do, do we have a blanket or something?" The husband, remembering a warm place he enjoys, said, "Put him between your legs." She considers it and starts to put the baby skunk up her skirt, agreeing that the body heat would help immensely." She pauses and asks, "But what about the smell?" The husband replies, "Just plug his nose."
The little skunk didn't make it. It died while the woman was using it to beat her husband over the head.
2007-01-25 20:03:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan vists the church
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Jonestown wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives and their families.
Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?" The man says, "Yep, sure do."
Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Nope, sure ain't."
Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."
Enjoy babe!
2007-01-25 20:00:02 · answer #3 · answered by April 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband told me he liked to talk during sex...
so one night he called me from a motel...
2007-01-25 20:40:17 · answer #4 · answered by wonderful1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
'What do the chinese people call a 69er'
Two can chew
2007-01-25 20:00:20 · answer #5 · answered by chan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yse, I know nothing
2007-01-25 19:57:41 · answer #6 · answered by un_1000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋