I hit my neighbor's teenage son with the car. What chemical should I use to wipe down the car?

Question

There was blood everywhere. Inside and out of my convertible. I also need help getting the blood off of my driveway, and the street. My neighbor is starting to get mad, and is threatening to call the cops.
Should I use bleach, or some commercial cleaner? Not really worried about the car, I'm drop it off at the chop shop tomorrow morning.

Answer 1

Bleach... Bleach cleans everything... Are they leather seats or cloth... I probably wouldn't use the bleach on the cloth but if your taking it to the chop shop then don't worry about the seats. I think you should send the bill of all cleaning supplies to your neighbor's since it was their son's blood.

Answer 2

Your best bet is to use the car to run down five or six more people so that the blood is all co mingled and can't be sorted. If you can get them to line up for you in your driveway then you're golden.

Answer 3

pour lots of bleach on the driveway and street not sure if you should use it on your car

Answer 4

Sue them for the cost of repairs and your personal trauma

Answer 5

Be a man and go to the Police, believe if you don't they will pick you up and it would not look good! If they have to come and get you. Do the right thing

Answer 6

Mr. Teen will clean your car so everything is shiny.
Mr. Teen.
Mr. Teen.
Mr. Teen.

Answer 7

take the next plane to tokyo and change your name to Shuhi Suzuki Toyota.

Answer 8

if you try to hide something, they will find it, and it will look worse on you. Man up to the mistake, you will be better off in the long run.

Answer 9

Urinate on everything