I think my Hell would be an eternity of eating candy corn while sitting in a Chemistry lecture hall with my background music choices being between either listening Afternoon Delight over and over or a mix of death metal, contemporary hip-hop, and disco. Topped off with hours of soaps and predictable prime time TV. And lots of mosquitos.
2007-01-25 15:54:56 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOL you all have such funny answers. This is gonna be tough picking a best one:-)
2007-01-25 16:10:58 · update #1
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great question!
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i'll try to make this quick..
Okay... how about sitting in my basement....
ran out of beer....
laptop is burning my thighs....
wife already went to bed and is asleep...
16 year old daughter is making me suffer from her PMS (mood!)..
next day is day to put paycheck in bank... day after is day money is all gone for bills...
likely to be same way tomorrow...
and the next day....
wait, have I ALREADY died and gone to hell??!?!?!?!?
:)
thanks for the great question.. you are a super human...
:)
2007-02-02 14:27:51 · answer #1 · answered by luccieLooonie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mine would be full of hippies and inscents. I would eat pork tenderlion, watermellon, beets, and prunes. I would drink black coffee, vegetable juice, and coke. I would be stuck in a storage closet with either heavy metal, electronic, or Hank Williams music playing FULL BLAST. While i will be looking endlessly in an empty, cramped storage closet for a cord (to cut off the music) that doesn't even exist. I would be watching Martha Stewart, those sstupid Activ-On commercials, and re-runs of CSI: Miami for hours on end. There would be a stupid little Yorkshire Terrior biting at my heels while barking and begging for food. There would be no door, so i could never EVER possibly get out. That's what my hell would be like.
2007-02-02 11:19:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well my death would be falling off a ladder at work. My coworkers would be annoyed by all the extra paperwork this would cause and the mess my dead body would make. They'd use either kitty litter or "spill magic" to sop up the mess. Then Hell would consist of endless filing of paperwork, that later, I'd be told was done wrong and needed to be filed again. Then I'd have to wash dishes and laundry that would never get finished... AH Hell!
2007-01-30 15:51:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blood guts and that. Id be on my own but feel like somes there watching me. Id have wosps everywere and constanly be getting stung and lily alans song "smile" or whatever it is called would be played over and over again. And there would be a door that was the only way out but i would not be able to open it, and if i looked through the key hole there would be heaven so near yet so far away.
2007-02-01 08:21:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THIS IS MY HELL -
Pick the blood and mud from my boots of war and sharpen a blade of charcoal, to cut down THEM and they’re black cackling mouths of misshapen ideals.
When we live on the edge of society in the shadow of the silent majorities, all that is necessary IS to paint, drink fine red wine suckled from roman vines, and ponder the alienating consequences of oppressive transparency.
We shall receive our just rewards in due course. The waiting is our penance. The End holds the prize – between withered arms. Blood will spill over the bones of unresolved partiality.
i will plunge into the subterranean caverns of the tormented, consume Dr.ZERO’s bromide therapy for epileptics and dedicate myself to the study of hysterics.
2007-01-31 04:40:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be cold. I'd be forever itchy. People would be in my space all the time and they would smell awful and be hopelessly dense. I'd be peppered with idiotic comments all day long and have the same stupid conversations day in, day out. My feet, legs, back and arms would ache. I would just long for the end of my day only to wake up and do the same thing all over again. Oh, wait a second! It would appear that I have just described my job. Oops.
2007-02-02 15:10:01 · answer #6 · answered by Wendi lu who 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww, but I love death metal!
Hell for me would be being forced to watch an endless loop of Christian music tv commercials... you know, the commercials where you see these ******* tools in the audience bobbing up and down, one hand stretched out, dorky expressions on their faces.
Sadly, I experience 'hell' in small doses almost every time I turn on the tv!
2007-01-31 08:15:27 · answer #7 · answered by Rissa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There would be bugs everywhere and airplanes would be flying above me(I hate driving by the airport when the planes are coming in or taking off, I always think they are gonn hit me.) There would be Christmas music playing all the time and nothing on the television except Jerry Springer.
2007-02-01 10:46:41 · answer #8 · answered by mandapandaz80 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm kind of in it now. My son has a lot of health problems and seeing him in pain all the time is pure hell for me. However, if you want a funnier answer, hell for me would have to involve total darkness, snakes, spiders, Bob Saget, the movie "Dune", and the James Brown song "I Feel Good" on an endless loop. It makes me shiver just to think of it.
2007-01-31 13:23:10 · answer #9 · answered by ginabgood1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Locked in a room with Regan MacNeil - aka Linda Blair - from The Exorcist. After a while the creepy factor would wear off and then she would just be annoying...till she tried to twist my head around.
2007-01-25 16:06:10 · answer #10 · answered by skagrrl78357 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, that would be a terrible hell.
Mine would have me surrounded by hip-hop-punk-fags and listening to Elvis Presley for eternity. Lizzy McGuire would be playing on a huge screen, with the volume at maximum. And mosquitos too...
2007-01-25 16:02:12 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋