Ok, so when I'm driving down the street in my 86 Chevy Avalon, I like to think that I'm in a Bently Continental GT. This is all well and good but sometimes I forget that I'm in a POS car and not a $180k fine automobile... Soooooo, sometimes I wink at girls thinking that I'm the shizznazzle. However, they don't see the same car that I see and they laugh at me!
What's a good method of making them see that I'm really driving a cool luxary car? Is there some kinda chick hypnotism I can throw at them?
Serious answers only please! This is a serious question!
2007-01-25 15:42:39 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Make a large paper cutout of the Continental and paste it on your car to give the impression that you are driving one.
Alternatively get yourself Bently keys and when in a pub/restaurant/anywhere, casually take them out and place them on the table making sure that they are clearly visible to any girl you may fancy.
Lastly ,theft of a new car may prove to be lucrative.
2007-01-25 16:06:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hard to be serious with this one! You either get a better car or become comfortable with what you are at this time, a guy in an older car. Besides, a good woman will not give a toot or a hoot what you drive.
So unless you have shapeshifter powers, or the ability to mesmerize long distance, I don't really think there is much you can do other than keep that car looking cooooool. Keep it looking good and shiny and there ya go. Can you afford a nice paint job in some very fancy paint? Make sure the car sounds well kept, looks well kept, and you are living within your means and taking good care of what you have. Smart chicks dig that.
2007-01-25 23:53:42 · answer #2 · answered by Noor al Haqiqa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm..Well okay..here's some ideas: (Except I thought Toyota made the Avalon)
1) put a bigger motor under the hood and some glass packs out back.
2) Paint it midnight blue
3) put a killer sound system in it with some large sub-woofers (Girls like guys with big woofers)
4) Go to my source below to get info on "Hypnotizing" people...
KAPLA!!!!!!
2007-01-26 00:03:53 · answer #3 · answered by Chief Paduke 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Stop smoking Crack.
2. Get a high paying job.
3. Buy a Bentley.
4. Get all the chicks you want.
2007-01-25 23:47:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
get a better car (86 come on now) and some money because you must be broke ridding in a 1986.. BOSS UP it's 2007!!!
2007-01-26 03:02:34 · answer #5 · answered by yes it's me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's a Chevy Avalon??? No such car.
2007-01-25 23:52:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make yourself look really cool, then they won't care what kind of car you are driving.
2007-01-25 23:50:10 · answer #7 · answered by FL Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a)take out a $200,000 loan
b)done seem too cocky about the winking or don't wink at all
c)try a different approach
2007-01-25 23:52:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're actually laughing at the "shizznazzle" deal! Once you get over that, you should be fine!
2007-01-25 23:49:51 · answer #9 · answered by mithril 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol Buy yourself a bumper sticker: "My Other Car's A Bently" :)
2007-01-25 23:53:03 · answer #10 · answered by dawnee_babe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋