2007-01-25 13:34:57 · 26 answers · asked by PatentlyAndy 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
To show them how happy you are without them.
2007-01-25 13:43:25 · answer #1 · answered by crazywoman88 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well here is something a friend did to her two timing ex (He cheated on her when she was pregnant). She went to his house when she know he'd be at work. Then she took a dozen or so frozen prawns and three small Brussels sprouts, and put them inside the hollow curtain pole. After a few days they start to smell. The smell just gets worse over time. The two timing ex had his carpets cleaned, Brought a new sofa etc to get rid of the stink. None of this worked. In the end he moved house. But he took the curtain poles with him!
2007-01-25 23:01:02 · answer #2 · answered by Ruby D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Revenge is a dish best served ....... well its meant to be cold BUT try this!
Wait till they are going away for a week or so (2 weeks is best).
Find a way to get into their House/flat/apartment.
Soak the carpets with water mixed with a good plant food.
Sprinkle a LOT of Cress seed into the carpets and then turn the heating to Max and set it to run continuously.
Make sure the windows are all closed so there are no draughts.
When they get back they will find that they must 'mow' the carpets before they can be cleaned!
My sister did it to her cheating ex-husband who stayed away for 3 weeks.
For some reason he didn't see the funny side of it!
I don't know why!
:~}
2007-01-25 13:59:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
When I caught my husband and his online/phone wh*re at it again after they swore to her husband and me they'd stay away from each other, I called her mother and his father. They were acting like idiotic teenagers, so I called their parents to tell on them. The wh*re went ballistic, called me up, and finally proved to my husband that she wasn't the sweet, helpless little southern belle she'd pretended to be. She ended up showing her true colors as the lying, cheating, foul-mouthed b*tch she really is. It put a stop to this little cyber/phone fantasy! I also told both of them that if it EVER happened again, the next time I'd call all their neighbors, friends, her pastor (she's also a hypocrite who pretends she's an upstanding Christian), all her daughter's friends, and the daughter's friends' parents and tell them all what these two have been doing. So far it's worked well. Reputation means everything to both my husband and the wh*re.
2007-01-26 08:17:50 · answer #4 · answered by saylavie2u2 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The best thing is to forgive them FOR YOUR OWN HAPPINESS because holding a grudge only upsets the person who's holding on to the bad feelings. Then do the best thing possible: build a great life without them and BE HAPPY and successful.
2007-01-25 14:10:30 · answer #5 · answered by missingora 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the best revenge is living your life well inspite of what happened to you but do not seek revenge as two wrongs do not make a right... Just go on with your life and do not look back. Just let it go and you will be a better person for it and not a bitter person.
2007-01-25 13:44:11 · answer #6 · answered by Lady Hewitt 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
do what i did, to do well in spite of what they did to u, to move on gracefully and with dignity, and let them know somehow through someway that u are doing well, and never speak to them again. revenge only hurts u and keeps u tied to that person forever, in bitterness. keeps u from going into your future keeps u locked in the past. there is only one who can seek revenge on someone and he does it much better than u could ever do. so let it go, there isn't anything we can do to someone who hurts us, and seeking vengeance only hurts us in the long run. when they see u doing well, and succeeding in life, that will be your revenge on that person.
2007-01-25 13:59:56 · answer #7 · answered by jude 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Revenge is pointless and so draining on the emotions.. Best you just move on with your life : You should look to the future and not wallow in the past!.
2007-01-25 19:25:27 · answer #8 · answered by robert x 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
buy 20 live chickens, break into his house when he is not there, put a cat and the 20 chickens in his house/apartment. after accomplishing this, lay back in your apartment sip some wine, and let the 1 cat and 20 chickens do the rest of your dirty work for you.
2007-01-25 16:38:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The more you focus on this person and how much they've hurt you, the more control you're giving them over your life. Don't give them that power over you! Just focus on healing your hurt and moving on with your life.
2007-01-25 13:57:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
living well is the best revenge!! me and my ex-wife had an ugly divorce, we're the same age(35) I 'm happily remarried to a 22 year old woman and we bang all the time.
2007-01-25 14:26:18 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋