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The thing is, i need places to keep the condiments ;)

2007-01-25 13:16:18 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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They would be half way there to cleaning up your crumbs afterwards...you really are a very considerate cowboy

2007-01-25 19:28:11 · answer #1 · answered by reggie 4 · 1 0

They can be bought for chocolate and wine. Best to keep the condiments in a cupboard, just to be safe, you don't want them to let you down !!!

2007-01-25 19:58:38 · answer #2 · answered by Andielep 6 · 1 0

Women can be bought for just about everything if you know where to look. Could I suggest a cruet set for your condiments?

2007-01-25 13:22:35 · answer #3 · answered by f0xymoron 6 · 2 1

There used to be a restaurant in the city I grew up in where you could eat off women in various positions - but the Health Department closed it down, claiming that eating food off someone's rectum or vagina was "insanitary".

2007-01-25 13:55:40 · answer #4 · answered by Girl Machine 7 · 3 0

um.. yeah, you know what, I'm not even gonna argue with you. yup, women are definitely sold as tables, check your local furniture dealer or for good deals look on eBay.

2007-01-25 13:25:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Yes, I've seen it at parties and events sometimes, just not sure who you'd call for such a case.

2007-01-25 13:26:44 · answer #6 · answered by Scott Bull 6 · 2 0

'Salt and Pepper' were crap in the eighties they didn't half 'Push it' with 'let's talk about sex'

I once drank a glass of vinegar as a dare,. The naivety of youth eh!

2007-01-25 13:20:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Can guys be bought to be used as punching bags?

2007-01-25 13:35:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Do not buy a enhlish one though,
The bottom of my shoe sole would be cleaner to eat off

2007-01-25 13:24:39 · answer #9 · answered by pinepienaar 2 · 0 3

Serviettes can be stored in the but crevice is that any good?

2007-01-25 13:30:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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