He takes small children ,puts them in his basement feeds them well, even tv for them, he likes his tv shows at night and doesnt want to go out when he is watching his shows for dinner so he snacks on the children,he has about run out of children,the ones all the parents sent him last year have gone bad.somehow
.I think they were bad to begin with, My question.is for the many who will send him your children this year. will you please not send them C.O.D. OK? he asks.
2007-01-25 12:57:49 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
hahaha
well run away from him before he can get you
hide in my house and you'll get a surprise :)
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2007-01-25 13:09:27 · answer #1 · answered by sweetie 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A lot of children disappear each year as evidenced by the pixs on milk cartoons. i guess there are lots of people out there like your uncle. Are you one, too? You uncle sounds more like a basic cannibal than a vampire. Vampire just suck the blood. If he "snacks" on the children i tend to think he is actually a canibal like Lector. chomp, chomp, chomp? eh? hope you find some new children for him. would he consider a meat substitute like rattlesnake or box jellyfish?
2007-01-25 21:07:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a suggestion for your uncle. Why not just get a lot of children at once. Then, instead of draining one of them dry, just drink a little from each child.
I am sure if he does it that way, he won't have to replenish his food supply as often. And with the extra money he saves, he can get TiVo.
2007-01-25 21:08:08 · answer #3 · answered by Rambo Smurf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A true vampire will even turn on you if he is desperate for blood. Futhermore I have no children to send to him and is not worried.
2007-01-25 21:04:49 · answer #4 · answered by JoJoBa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say you ask him to teach you the ways of the vampire and learn to fly.
2007-01-25 21:03:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a weird question. Why would anyone send your unlce their children?
2007-01-25 21:04:07 · answer #6 · answered by tooqerq 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
COD deliveries are made during daylight hours.
Me thinks he may be lying.
2007-01-25 21:04:05 · answer #7 · answered by tabulator32 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you kidding? Ablood sucker ? Isn't that illegall? And a pedophile blood sucker at that?you gotta be fooling.....
2007-01-25 21:05:26 · answer #8 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your uncle thinks he is a vampire. a psychologists may or may not be able to help him.
THE LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENT will accomodate him, however!
2007-01-25 21:05:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish he'd leave the children alone and please eat up the politically correct who are annoying me
2007-01-25 21:45:46 · answer #10 · answered by inbangur2008 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋