are mermaids real?

Question

i wanted 2 know cuz i really like mermaids. it seems like they are half women half fish, but the problem is there boobs are out! in movies they usually wear seashells or something but that?! disgusting! plz let me know what yo think.

Answer 1

YAH of course!

Answer 2

A hot babe from head to waist, and a scaly fish from the waist to the tip of her tail. Mermaids like to sit on rocks and use either a) their enchanting sirens' songs, or b) the tried-and-true tactic of looking in a mirror and combing their green hair while they display their huge **** in order to lure human men (and especially sailors and pirates and stuff) to make love to them. Note that the mermen and merwomen do not do this, though young mermen have been known to kidnap human women and turn them into mermaids.

Mermaids are described as either mortal (with or without a soul) or fairies, so they may or may not command powerful magic. Some can see the future, turn their tails into hot legs, call up storms, sink ships with tidal waves, and do other cool stuff. Others can sing... and that's about it.

Contrary to popular belief, mermaids can in fact do more than give head. I'd do with a mermaid, because I'm a pirate.

Mermaids don't squirt out fish eggs like Futurama would have you believe. After all, if merbabes weren't born live, they wouldn't have belly buttons!

Answer 3

Yep. Mermaids are as real as other known figures likes pandas, unicorns, poodles, and flying spagetti monster dieties.

Actually the shells are kinda hot. You'd get some major side-boob.

Answer 4

There is a rare medical condition called "mermaid syndrome" or sirenomelia.
Check these pictures:

http://www.bloggingbaby.com/2005/02/07/9-month-old-with-rare-mermaid-syndrome/

http://cellar.org/iotd.php?threadid=7703

Answer 5

no, just wishful thinking in the minds of sailors who had been at sea to long.

Answer 6

no, mermaids are not real!!!!! they are only alive in your imagination... how old are you, anyway?