2007-01-25 11:51:59 · 16 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The answer is vampires and their excrement. Bat guano is an excellent fertilizer, and the same holds true for vampires even when they aren't flitting around on their furry little wings.
A word to the wise, collect the vampire dung when the sun is high or wear a few cloves of garlic around your neck if you venture out after sunset.
Happy horticulture.
2007-01-25 15:24:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Invest in gallons and gallons of DDT and ask Rachel Carson to help, she's not doing anything these days
2007-01-25 11:56:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course, you don't even need a plow. Prayer can do anything. Oy Vay!
2016-05-24 00:04:21 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go out and do a dance in your underwear. When you get back to your house, just tell your wife/significant other/ parents you were obducted by aliens
2007-01-25 12:03:56 · answer #4 · answered by D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can imagine how hard that would be to do, seeing as those werewolves are just too darn helpful! why would you want their help anyway? do-gooders.....
2007-01-25 12:14:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why? are werewolves in short supply? or are they just obstinately refusing to help you?
2007-01-25 11:57:18 · answer #6 · answered by lifeisagift 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
migrant werewolves
2007-01-25 12:00:49 · answer #7 · answered by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get vampires or mummies. They are really helpful.
2007-01-25 11:55:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find the girls of Charmed.
2007-01-25 11:58:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
give them a raise tightwad! LOL
2007-01-25 12:03:10 · answer #10 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋