2007-01-25 11:05:46 · 6 answers · asked by reading_is_dangerous 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
A car elf is a moonlighting St. Nick helper. Accustomed to tinkering, it sometimes fools with switches and parts, never quite getting that it has not the same expertise as with building toys. This helps auto mechanics make a living.
Though car elves can't start a car, they can access control panel features. Supposedly very cold weather runs down car batteries, but it is actually from a car elf playing your car radio every night while you sleep,
Sometimes, as you drive, a car elf will ride shotgun, and give directions to the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. Since the directions don't translate well into human hearing, this sometimes causes a driver to get lost in remote places. It can, however, result in a beautiful drive. A car elf always knows the scenic routes.
2007-01-25 12:29:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
An elf that drives a car.
2007-01-25 11:13:50 · answer #2 · answered by robert m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like, a gremlin? A naughty creature that breaks stuff in your car? Or do you mean an elf that grants green lights and keeps the nasty Parking Ticket Goblin away?
2007-01-25 11:38:40 · answer #3 · answered by SlowClap 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a car elf is a silly little man having a similiar appearence as a hobo. The fly around and lay eggs on your car, the litle white blotches you find but the government denies any such activity and calls it bird poop. When the eggs hatch they feed on the paint and cause rust, then they vomit on the interior causing those hard to get out stain. As they entur their teenage years they prepare to leave the nest by "keying" your car.
2007-01-25 13:24:18 · answer #4 · answered by hello 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This little magical elf dude that grants all your wishes in your car.
2007-01-25 11:28:13 · answer #5 · answered by zwimmerz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tom Cruise in a kiddie seat driving a Bentley
2007-01-25 13:45:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋