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2007-01-25 08:51:17 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Shorty Baby: S.O.D off!

2007-01-26 07:58:50 · update #1

34 answers

Now come along Foxie, what is there not to understand ? We are not in the least bit complicated, awkward or difficult, we know what we are about and I am sure that if you only tried a little bit harder so would you. If at anytime we say to you " Does my bum look big in this?" the answer is always " How could it ? You`ve got a lovely bum" ( Get the point... you are not answering the question, so you are not lying , but you are implying that the bum in question is not big ) If you apply the same strategy to everything about us, then you will be half way there

2007-01-25 10:28:07 · answer #1 · answered by Social Science Lady 7 · 2 0

I'm going to get flamed for this one. Women work on the demerit system. Is a system that goes from 0 to 100. 0 being Charle Manso psyco and 100 being like an Albert Einstein. Well, in my opinion women start off at 50% and they can only get worse.

I'm just kidding about the whole thing. In reality you can never pretend to fully understand a person whether is a men or women. You just have to understand that the other person will do things that will not make sense to you. Its up to you to either accept their position, go completely against it or compromise.

2007-01-25 09:03:23 · answer #2 · answered by mr_gees100_peas 6 · 1 2

Ya see, the trick to understanding women is to understand that you can not undetstand women. If you try, and get close to figuring out one of them...she WILL change and leave you standing there with "head cocked off to one side, puzzled, RCA victor dog" look. They do this very intentionally as to maintain "control" of a realationship. Be it friends or lovers. Men are so simple for the most part, he!! people in general are simple, but women will complicate themselves to feel better about themselves cause they know deep down that they are the same as men. and that thought scares them to know they are the same as us simple minded creatures.
Anyway, I have tried to babble on here to cause most people to stop reading. I know a few of you are still reading and at this point are getting ready to give me a thumbs down. BUT wait. isn't the point of all this make ourselves think about things or at least...nah, your right, just give me a thumbs up and I'll be done.

2007-01-25 09:02:37 · answer #3 · answered by cwxmas 3 · 1 1

Women are easy to understand. Let me tell you a secret. When we say it doesn't bother us, it bothers us. If you ask if we mind, and we say no, we really mean yes. Yes I do mind. Do you mind if I go out with the guys? Of course not. OF COURSE I DO. Stay home and help me with the FREAKIN dishes you LAZY A** son of a B*%$H!!! Yeah, we're all pretty straight forward....

2007-01-25 08:57:04 · answer #4 · answered by True Dat 4 · 0 1

A man served God all his life and one day God told the man that he was going to reward him. “You can have anything you wish”Said God. The man said : I have always wanted to drive to Australia because I’m afraid to fly. So I want a bridge to Australia. God said that was a tall order and could he think of may be something else. The man said he would then like to understand women. God said “ does that bridge have to be a 4 lane or just 2"?

2007-01-25 08:56:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Terence the Talking Turnip?

2007-01-25 09:32:57 · answer #6 · answered by Dunceboy 1 · 0 2

If you're a guy and as long as your a*se points downwards and has a hole in it there's no way on this earth women will ever let you comprehend anything they say.

2007-01-25 11:04:15 · answer #7 · answered by jeeps 6 · 1 0

Hi,Red Fox,
Yeah,it's simple. Just remember this-
To keep the relationship brimming
with love in the loving cup,
whenever you're wrong,admit it,
and whenever you're right- shut up!.

2007-01-25 08:57:06 · answer #8 · answered by misterviv 3 · 0 1

u arent supposed to at the beginnnng. u can't just understand all women. you have to give it time for a relationship to grow and develop until u understand ur partner.

2007-01-25 08:56:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Men! Who understands them? Let me know

2007-01-25 08:54:57 · answer #10 · answered by Mon Ray 4 · 2 1

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