(and did it work)
2007-01-25 08:37:26 · 17 answers · asked by kiteredcat 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
i may not be fred flintstone but i can make your bedrock
2007-01-25 08:43:04 · answer #1 · answered by ilovebeer 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cheesy Pick up lines... I've never used them, I just found them on the net.
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Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
You must be tired... you've been running through my mind all day.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Come over and sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
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Haha, I think those are pretty funny... raunch, but funny. :)
2007-01-25 08:53:12 · answer #2 · answered by S.D. B 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well apparantly (i was too drunk to remember) i sed to some boy xmas eve ''shall we go back to your house for some vodka'', it wasnt a chat up line as such and i dont even like vodka but it worked haha
2007-01-25 09:09:08 · answer #3 · answered by BscHons 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fried, poached or fertilised?
Got a laugh but no joy :(
2007-01-25 08:59:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
best one
"my friend gave me this invisable misltoe and i was wondering if it works..." that one always works at xmas
worst one
"hi my name is Savannah, whats yours?"
and it actually worked but i would never do that again. i dont know what came over me when i saw that guy...
2007-01-25 08:44:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
Didn't work...
2007-01-25 08:58:19 · answer #6 · answered by cheerfulwaster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guy comes up, checks the tag on (my) blouse neck...and says..."just as I thought....made in heaven" :) Ok..it did work.
2007-01-25 15:17:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my friend wants to know if that ring has any symbolic meaning. was asked to me lol
wanna dance?
nice boobs
not inspiring is it
declined
2007-01-25 09:07:01 · answer #8 · answered by rachealuk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go up to girl & say "Hi,do you like my James Bond Watch?It can tell me loads of stuff"
Then say "It's telling me your not wearing any underwear"
When they say "it's wrong"
You say "Oh,Sorry,It's running an hour fast!"
2007-01-25 08:46:11 · answer #9 · answered by jixer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's a party in my pants, do you wanna come? Oh, it worked...and it got big laughs.
2007-01-25 08:43:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bond. James Bond.
Off. F... off.
it helps.
2007-01-25 08:47:16 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋