2007-01-25 08:33:29 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Don't worry... I didn't drop any crumbs in the keyboard.
2007-01-25 09:09:14 · update #1
Ask her to take your empty dishes to the sink...
2007-01-25 08:44:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Put the guilt on her. Sit her down and trully act ashamed. Tell her that its not something you do often but sometimes you feel the relationship does not have the spice it once had. You wanted to talk to her about it but did not want her to feel like it was her fault. Then ask her to help you make this better. This should have a possitive result on the situation, plus it will put her on a mission to make you feel that "spice".
2007-01-25 08:48:46 · answer #2 · answered by Mcchosen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat at the dinner table next time. You honestly think there isn't someone here who doesn't know what mastication is? Geesh!
2007-01-25 09:59:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I think it depends on who or what you were masticating :p
Expensive jewelry and a trip is always good though.
2007-01-25 08:52:10 · answer #4 · answered by disneynut35 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So you got caught hey, well shame on you, well next time
masticate behind the computer and she might not see
you,
2007-01-25 13:31:32 · answer #5 · answered by RudiA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Masticating WHAT exactly?
hmm? hmmm?
2007-01-25 08:48:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her to do as my wife does and thank the computer for the extra help.
2007-01-25 08:54:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't spill anything on the keyboard.
2007-01-25 08:41:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Race her into the bedroom to finish the job.
2007-01-25 09:02:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well if you were masticating then you were chewing.....I'd tell her that you had a good snack :)
2007-01-25 08:45:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is a damn shame! You need to go get help or I am said to say that your wife my leave you.
2007-01-25 08:44:48 · answer #11 · answered by lizzy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋